That's always my question: What' s the point in remaking it? If you're going to do something new, then do something new; if you're going to do something old, do it right. This is just a lame parody movie, like the Starsky & Hutch parody that was out a few years ago.
I would argue the exact opposite, why remake something if you don't bring something new to the table? If there isn't a new spin on the material there's no need for a remake, just watch the original. .
Especially since, at this point, we've already seen this story done straight
three times now. The original tv series, the earlier feature films, the short-lived TV revival . . . and that's not counting the unaired CW pilot or the stage version!
Personally, I've seen Barnabas escape from his coffin and pine for Josette four times now. Might as well do something different this time around.