TNG Caption This! 255: Farpoint! Blu-Ray! Free-for-All!

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: What with the "Archer" haircut? You gonna blather on about Gazelles or something?

 

[jespah]

Thanks FTW!

Cigars! Cigarettes! Crackerjack! Targ on a stick!

 

[Captain April]

Picard had instructed everyone on the bridge to ignore the pink haze that accompanied Klingon farts, but Ensign Ngyen took the opportunity to squeeze out a quick one of his own.

 

[Maxwell Everett]

Seen here in this rare outtake, Mr. de Lancie momentarily forgets his line for several minutes as Ms. Sirtis, having lost a contact lens somewhere on the carpet, struggles in vain on hands and knees to find it, completely unassisted by anyone present that day. Needless to say, William Ware Theiss was asked to change her costume for the next episode.

 

[Vassa]

That's a spicey meatball!!

 

[Gary7]

Picard: You probably need to grow your hair a bit longer if you're planning to comb it forward to hide how it's starting to recede.

Q: "Oh yes, coming from the expert in this matter, I imagine you must have all the answers on hair subterfuge."

 

[Gary7]

Beverly: "Wesley, the captain invited you here to see how things operate on the bridge, not to play video games on the main viewscreen!"

 

[Finn]

Beverly: "Wesley, the captain invited you here to see how things operate on the bridge, not to play video games on the main viewscreen!"

Riker: (OS) *steps off the turbolift* Who's playing with my Wii games?

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Beverly: Wesley, the captain invited you here to see how things operate on the bridge, not hack into his personal holoimages!

Wes: Wow, you two went to Risa together!?!

 

[Nerys Myk]

WES: Uh, I might have launched some torpedoes...

PICARD: And?

WES: We might be at war with the Klingon Empire.

PICARD: And?

WES: Sorry?

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: Ohhhh nice jumper. Did your daddy buy it for you?

Beverly: Harsh Jean Luc.

Picard: There's one reason you're on this ship Doctor, and it's not your scintillating conversation or nerd son. Get Dead Jack Jr. off my bridge and keep him off.

 

[Alrik]

Wow! Thanks for the KBL Award L.H.!!!

Picard: "Your mother never told you what happend to your father, did she?"
Wesley: "She told me enough. She told me you killed him."
Picard: "No...I am your father."
Wesley: "NOOOOO"
Beverly: "Smooth Jean Luc, real smooth."

 

[Alrik]

Q: "Oh my god, you killed Kenny!"
Picard (os): "You bastards."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Q: "Oh my God! I'm not alone in this suit!!"

 

[Isis]

Sorry, technical problems. Will redo in a new post tonight.

 

[Isis]

^^^
LeadHead, is the photo in my post directly above small enough? And if not, how do I reduce it?

Many thanks, Isis

 

[Gary7]

^^^
LeadHead, is the photo in my post directly above small enough? And if not, how do I reduce it?

Many thanks, Isis

Photos should be within 800x600 pixels to fit reasonably to most people's screens. You can reduce it using a photo editor. There are plenty of free ones available for both Mac and Windows systems.

 

[LeadHead]

^ I agree with Gary7 on this, some people have gone bigger on this so please don't feel pressured to conform.

 

[Captain Crow]

Director, offscreen: CUT! How flippin hard is it for you idiots to all look in the same direction?!

 

[Isis]

Photos should be within 800x600 pixels to fit reasonably to most people's screens. You can reduce it using a photo editor. There are plenty of free ones available for both Mac and Windows systems.

^ I agree with Gary7 on this, some people have gone bigger on this so please don't feel pressured to conform.

Thanks, Gary and LeadHead!

And I see the photo is gone anyway, so I'll redo/resize tonight.