I think my girlfriend is a Christian! Advice needed.

[cooleddie74]

That was the best damn thing I've seen all night.

 

[Danoz]

I'm dying here..

That was the best damn thing I've seen all night.

No, screw that noise. What comes next?

The pain is what comes next. The stultifying pain.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unCL8uSMuC0[/yt]

That was fantastic. I just love at the end Archer says confidently, "I'M SORRY YOU CAN'T SEE THAT."

After that speech I would be more inclined to send a ship full of gazelles into space before I would a human being.

 

[cooleddie74]

Scott Bakula and African quadrupeds. Making sci-fi safe for mesmerizingly shitty analogies since 2002. (TM)

 

[Gov Kodos]

The moderator's speech makes a good response for a lot of Internet conversations.

 

[cooleddie74]

Someone should post that clip every time a troll blurts something incredibly stupid. I realize that would mean the clip would be in a dozen threads each and every day, but I say we risk it.

It can be the new TBBS meme.

 

[Gov Kodos]

And so, it begins. [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX161ulHrSA&feature=related[/yt]

 

[cooleddie74]

UNLEASH THE HOUNDS OF HELL!!!

 

[RAMA]

Christians aren't evil, merely delusional....but then so are Muslims, etc.

RAMA

 

[MHT1138]

I though we already covered the delusional aspect of this subject earlier in the thread.

 

[Deckerd]

When I was in my early twenties on a trip to east Africa, I saw a gazelle giving birth. It was truly amazing. Within minutes the...

I really did lol.

 

[Deckerd]

And so, it begins. snip

Who is that man and why isn't he president?

 

[iguana_tonante]

You might want to check which thread you are in.

I hope you continued reading after you wrote this. Hopefully all is good.

All is good indeed. But I cannot help but notice that posters who said they believed that religious people are evil were joking, while posters who said they believed that atheist are evil were actually dead serious...

 

[DonIago]

That's because Atheists are evil.

But it's all good. Evil is Sexy.

 

[tomalak301]

I hope you continued reading after you wrote this. Hopefully all is good.

All is good indeed. But I cannot help but notice that posters who said they believed that religious people are evil were joking, while posters who said they believed that atheist are evil were actually dead serious...

I thought everyone was serious. Apparently, I did not get the memo that this thread turned into a bit of a joke thread mid-stream. Oh well, it happens.

 

[Pingfah]

^ No, it was a joke from the start. Madbaggins posts a similarly absurd thread about once a year.

No hard feelings on my part anyway.

 

[TheGodBen]

^ No, it was a joke from the start. Madbaggins posts a similarly absurd thread about once a year.

Absurd? What's absurd about them? In the first one he fucked his cousin, in the second one he tried to con his aunt out of money and relapsed into fucking his cousin, in the third one he dated an older women until they broke up in a celebratory orgy involving his cousin, and in the fourth one he turned gay and failed to fuck his cousin. What's absurd about all that? These are very real and complex issues for such a young man to have to grapple with.

 

[tomalak301]

^ No, it was a joke from the start. Madbaggins posts a similarly absurd thread about once a year.

Absurd? What's absurd about them? In the first one he fucked his cousin, in the second one he tried to con his aunt out of money and relapsed into fucking his cousin, in the third one he dated an older women until they broke up in a celebratory orgy involving his cousin, and in the fourth one he turned gay and failed to fuck his cousin. What's absurd about all that? These are very real and complex issues for such a young man to have to grapple with.

Good god somebody's been busy.

 

[Misfit Toy]

^ No, it was a joke from the start. Madbaggins posts a similarly absurd thread about once a year.

Absurd? What's absurd about them? In the first one he fucked his cousin, in the second one he tried to con his aunt out of money and relapsed into fucking his cousin, in the third one he dated an older women until they broke up in a celebratory orgy involving his cousin, and in the fourth one he turned gay and failed to fuck his cousin. What's absurd about all that? These are very real and complex issues for such a young man to have to grapple with.

Good god somebody's been busy.

I'm just glad that MadBaggins is thoughtful enough to post about these things here - and he ALWAYS listens to our advice.

 

[ares93]

Now i might be mistaken, but she wasn't technically his cousin, was she? I seem to remember they were related through marriage.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Now i might be mistaken, but she wasn't technically his cousin, was she? I seem to remember they were related through marriage.

Or married despite relation [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOSuY-8qtg[/yt]