TOS Caption Contest #247: Life Of Riley!

[jespah]

Riley: Now say prunes!

Spock: Prunes!

 

[Captain Crow]

Riley: Mr. Spock, you're got some powdered sugar from your donut around you mouth.

[Spock licks it off]

Riley: You missed a spot.

[Spock tries to lick it off]

Riley: No, there.

[Spock tries again]

Riley: No, there!

[Spock tries again]

Riley: No! There!

[Spock tries again]

Riley: THERE!!

Leslie: Oh for fuck's sake! Just give him a moist towelette to wipe it off.

 

[ncc71877]

"J'ACCUSE!"
"J'ACCUSE!"

mumbling "...don't even know why I bother, no one appreciates a good John Wayne impression in this century..."

ncc71877

 

[boco]

Riley: Look, Mr. Spock , smile! we're on candid camera!behind you up there!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Riley: "You're a fraud! I looked up a picture of this 'Uhura' you claim to have boffed at the Academy, and it's not even the same woman!"
Uhura: "Wait, what?! He claims he boffed me at the Academy?!"

 

[milo bloom]

Riley: "I bet you're one of them Vulcans."

Spock: "Lieutenant, your grammar is atrocious."

Riley: "You take that back! My grammar was a saint!"

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Hey, anybody heard anything from A.V.I.A.F.?"

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Spock: "Hey, anybody heard anything from A.V.I.A.F.?"

I know I said that I would have the new contest up by now, but things have been really busy. I PROMISE that this Friday night at the latest, I will have the next one up. Thanks for your patience and for all of your great entries!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Hey, anybody heard anything from A.V.I.A.F.?"

Voice on radio: "Affirmative! He called in some artillery fire coordinates a few minutes ago. And we hit it."
Spock: "What? No! He was calling in extraction coordinates. For where a helicopter could pick him up!"
Voice on radio: "Oh. Shit. Well...in that case, no, we haven't heard from him."

 

[Isis]

I know I said that I would have the new contest up by now, but things have been really busy. I PROMISE that this Friday night at the latest, I will have the next one up. Thanks for your patience and for all of your great entries!

No problem, A.V.I.A.F., and I certainly empathize with your being busy. There seems to be a lot of that going around.