YARN
Fleet Captain
ST III is terrible. I've got it on Blu Ray and I must admit that in high resolution there are details or terribleness I hadn't seen before.
The color palate is out of whack. The Bird of Prey, could it be more green? The little spy ship it destroys, could it be more plastic looking? The dragon-dog on the BoP, could it be more muppet-like? The outfits are terrible, just terrible. Flamboyant, loud, weird outfits. The Enterprise gets messed up (and I don't mean the end). In TMP and TWoK it was shimmering silvered beauty. In this film the ship is overlit and looks like it has a bucket of white paint thrown over it.
They kill Kirk's son, but so what? We never really knew the guy.
Saavik is no longer Saavik, but someone terrible.
Spock would be so self-centered as to burden McCoy with his soul? Our logical Vulcan friends would even believe in souls? The audience is supposed to believe in souls?
The planet aka worst set ever.
The torpedo soft-landed? Sure.
How stupid would the Klingons have to be to think that a boarding party of six or seven guys would be enough to subdue a crew of hundred?
The Excelsior. Ugly bridge. Ridiculous chairs. Terrible colors. The graphic displays look like TRS-80 - major step down from the computer graphic-representations in TWoK.
It's only redeeming qualities are that it is part of the "trilogy" and is NOT Star Trek V.
The color palate is out of whack. The Bird of Prey, could it be more green? The little spy ship it destroys, could it be more plastic looking? The dragon-dog on the BoP, could it be more muppet-like? The outfits are terrible, just terrible. Flamboyant, loud, weird outfits. The Enterprise gets messed up (and I don't mean the end). In TMP and TWoK it was shimmering silvered beauty. In this film the ship is overlit and looks like it has a bucket of white paint thrown over it.
They kill Kirk's son, but so what? We never really knew the guy.
Saavik is no longer Saavik, but someone terrible.
Spock would be so self-centered as to burden McCoy with his soul? Our logical Vulcan friends would even believe in souls? The audience is supposed to believe in souls?
The planet aka worst set ever.
The torpedo soft-landed? Sure.
How stupid would the Klingons have to be to think that a boarding party of six or seven guys would be enough to subdue a crew of hundred?
The Excelsior. Ugly bridge. Ridiculous chairs. Terrible colors. The graphic displays look like TRS-80 - major step down from the computer graphic-representations in TWoK.
It's only redeeming qualities are that it is part of the "trilogy" and is NOT Star Trek V.