Legion Lost: You know how terrible the first issue was. I know how terrible the first issue was. But then there's the next issue, and it turns out it is
very surprisingly good! There's actually a fucking premise by issue two, which is basically a monster-of-the-week deal where the alien plague released in issue one transforms regular human dudes into superhumans and, by comic book law, they're likely to be total assholes once granted abilities beyond mortal ken.
Wildfire is delightfully self-loathing in issue 2. Not having a dick: world's worst superpower. Then again, he doesn't have testicles either. Does a man made out of energy have a sex drive? He wants to fuck Dawnstar, although honestly God knows why. Possibly because the two most personally obnoxious Legionnaires are the only ones who could stand to imagine the other one receiving even the momentary pleasure of an orgasm.
Issue 3's pretty good too, with a focus on Timber Wolf (the third most personally obnoxious Legionnaire!).
Why? It has this:
COMICS: YES.
Also a fight and some other good stuff. Pete Woods: still goods.
Grade: B+ (and academic probation lifted).
(Grader's note: did not buy the regular Legion book. I bought one issue of Levitz' fuck you to new readers, and that was enough for me. At least you could tell Fabian was sorta trying.)
Wonder Woman: Is fine. I only got issue 2. I think I like Zola and Hermes better than the lead and the villains, which probably isn't a good thing. I wasn't really compelled to immediately buy issue 3, so that doesn't speak immensely well of it, really. (P.S. Cliff Chiang is surely alright, but he is not a god. C'mon, Internet.)
Grade: B.
Flash: Still good. I understand a lot of people don't find Mob Rule very interesting (and it is a dumb name), but I like Manuel and his clones. I sort of like the Flash learning to think fast (I like the visual representation Manapul is using), but I'd like it better if it weren't a concept that was well-explored ten thousand years ago by ancient astronauts.
DID NOT LIKE the cameo of Leonard Snart as a guy with intrinsic cold powers who wasn't a loser who graduated to the big leagues because he snagged a science gun, put on a sweet pair of glasses, and didn't take no shit. I think that's missing the entire charm, such as it is, of Captain Cold.
Also, can anyone tell me who the hell Dr. Darwin What's It is supposed to be? And why there is a tank? Just sitting there? Those two pages were confusing.
Grade: B+
really, but on a curve? This is definitely an A.
Batwoman: This is great. You already know this! Far and away the best comic DC's currently publishing. Spoiler alert: Kate Kane
is kind of a bitch, but it's nice to hear her admit it. It's also nice to see her relationship with Maggie Sawyer move along. Bow chicka wow wow. And
damn, Flamebird got fucked up. Juxtaposing these latter items is maybe a little obvious, but it was executed in a pretty gut-wrenching and aesthetically adept way. Also, Agent Chase Masterson, or whatever her name is, makes a good antagonist. I wonder if Batwoman will really be unmasked next issue? I don't know. Probably not. But it's still pretty sweet. The only book I felt compelled to buy at full price to catch up to the present.
Grade: A+++++++++++plusplus.
I also bought
Irredeemable because Marvel Comics is run by a bunch of jerks who won't put
Daredevil out digitally, so I gave Mark Waid money this way instead. BTW, Comixology? The first four issues of a series you're selling individually at $1.99? Should not be sold in a package for $7.99. You see how that doesn't really make sense?