DS9 Caption Contest #44: Jadzia Dax, Destined for [Spoiler Alert]

[Ziriath]

ODO: Ladies, I can be as much, as little or as many men as you need.

Jadzia: So you mean...you can be BIFURCATED?
Odo: Uh, not so loud, please. This is not the TOS forum!

 

[Ln X]

Jadzia: Oh Worf is amazing! He sixes my eleven, while I hold is seven, screaming 'six me Worf!'
Quark: Huh?

Jadzia found out with expurgation she could finally profess her unrequited love for Worf, without attracting all the disgusted looks and tut-tutting of her fellow friends and colleagues.

 

[T'Girl]

Kor: "It is the Sy'Bian, a traditional Klingon betrothal gift."

Dax: "What am I supposed to with it?"

Worf: "I will explain on the honeymoon."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DAX: Why I do declare, Mister Quark. You're giving me the vapors.

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the win, Leadhead.

Odo: "No, I simply refuse to do it."
Kira: "Aw, c'mon Odo."
Dax: "Hey, what's going on?"
Odo: "Major Kira is trying to convince me to let her... transmorph me into a woman."
Dax: "Well can't you just do that yourself, being a shape shifter and all?"
Kira: "He's terrible at it, can't simulate anyone attractive. He looked too much like Janet Reno."

Dax: "And it was hilarious--he simply wouldn't let Kira do it, not even a little eye shadow."
Quark: "Hah, I don't know what's the big deal. I went full drag just a few episodes ago, heels and all."
Dax: "I know, and you were simply fab--for a Ferengi."
Quark: "Hey!"

Dax: "So, I won the bet! Worf, report to Major Kira's quarters for your make-over. LOL!"

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

ODO: Ladies, I can be as much, as little or as many men as you need.

Jadzia: So you mean...you can be BIFURCATED?
Odo: Uh, not so loud, please. This is not the TOS forum!

Londo: Bifurcated, pah! If you think that's impressive, dear ladies .... I HAVE SIX!

 

[SilentP]

^

The look on his face just sells it too!

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

^ Thank you, glad you liked it. I'm a loyal Niner but I love Babylon 5 too. I've been on a B5 kick lately so when the whole "bifurcated" thing came up, I just couldn't resist!

 

[Isis]

Jadzia (to self): "I don't care about its real purpose. From now, I'm going to get eight perfect pizza slices every time."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DAX: This thing is going into the garage once we're married.

Kor makes a whip cracking sound.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kor: "Yes, I met James Kirk many, many years ago on Organia. At the time, he was trying to pass himself off as an Organian named Baroner. I had a hard time keeping a straight face because it kept making me think of 'boner'!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Dax: You don't have to do this, Benjamin.
O'Brian: Yeah, come on, Benny, man. You don't have to do it. Forget about it.
Odo: It's like committing suicide, Benny. Don't do it.
Sisko: Yeah, I do, Miles. I have to do this.
Sisko's plan to retrieve his prized baseball from Morn's clutches was daring, but would it possibly work?

The opening scene of "Two Girls, One Bucket", which still gives DS9's senior staff the creeps.

 

[Gary7]

Kor: "Yes, I met James Kirk many, many years ago on Organia. At the time, he was trying to pass himself off as an Organian named Baroner. I had a hard time keeping a straight face because it kept making me think of 'boner'!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Odo: "But...how..."
Kira: "Well, it started out innocently enough. Just Jadzia and me sharing a little bawdy chit-chat over some drinks at Quark's. But now there's quite a bit of money riding on it. So...are you gonna show us, or what?"

 

[Isis]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead (despite my not getting the dialogue quite right).

Jadzia: "So you two couldn't stand Sisko's home movies either?"

Quark: "That was a real achievement."

Jadzia (breaking into a smile): "Really?"

Quark: "Yes. You're the only person I know who can yodel off-key."

 

[Isis]

Jadzia: "I won this for beating Worf at tic-tac-toe."

Worf: "Sh*t Jadzia, do you have to rub it in?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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[Nerys Myk]

DAX: And this fabulous set of glasses can be yours for only three easy payments of 5 bars of latinum! Aren't they great, Worf?

WORF (growling): You've got to stop losing bets to Quark.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The whole crew gathered around the viewer for tonight's episode of Keeping Up with the Cardassians.

 

[Isis]

In the 24th Century, they still ran Billy Mays commercials.