You wimps.
I bet none of you have ever gotten a paper cut before.
My cousin works at a bank. He hasn't been the same since he started.
You wimps.
I bet none of you have ever gotten a paper cut before.
My lovely son was 10lbs at birth. I decided, after the horrible experience i had with my daughter's birth, to have him at home. Ya, big mistake. No drugs, he got stuck, labor lasted over 12 hours, and i lost a shit load of blood. Ended up in the hospital anyway.
YIKE!! You have my sympathy.I got an infected ingrown toenail when I was a kid. My mom took me to the doctor to have it removed. He gave me a shot of novocaine and proceeded to remove the nail. Unfortunately, it turns out, novocaine doesn't work in the presence of infection, but that didn't stop the bastard. The nurse and my mother had to hold me down while I screamed bloody murder for ten minutes it took for the procedure. My mother never took any of us kids back to that monster.
I've had 6 such operations. The very first one was at the hospital, a student doctor who didn't have a clue what he was doing, no anesthetic, wrong (too large/serated) surgical scissors, so yeah.
The other 5 were carried out by a much better surgeon at the local health village, but the second surgery was complicated by the nail curving and impacting the bone, so it required more cutting.
Those were all pretty bad.
My lovely son was 10lbs at birth. I decided, after the horrible experience i had with my daughter's birth, to have him at home. Ya, big mistake. No drugs, he got stuck, labor lasted over 12 hours, and i lost a shit load of blood. Ended up in the hospital anyway.
You are an insane woman...but extremely brave!
I feel for your significant other and the sheer directed rage they very likely recieved from their labouring partner!
Do you really want to start swapping birth horror stories? I mean I reckon I could get you all backing off from your screens if I pitch it just right. After all there are some women on this board who still want to have children. I object to these kinds of discussions because, as I said earlier, the outcome is almost always joyful and if it isn't it still shouldn't be discussed in a thread about ailments. Pregnancy and childbirth are not illnesses.
Guilty? I did not ask to be brought into the world, but into it I came!You're right, but that doesn't stop me from me from trying to get my kids to feel guilty about it (not that it ever works, but never mind.).
Do you really want to start swapping birth horror stories? I mean I reckon I could get you all backing off from your screens if I pitch it just right. After all there are some women on this board who still want to have children. I object to these kinds of discussions because, as I said earlier, the outcome is almost always joyful and if it isn't it still shouldn't be discussed in a thread about ailments. Pregnancy and childbirth are not illnesses.
Oops, sorry. I love my son, and don't hold his large head against him.![]()
^ Yeah, people complain about growing old, but consider the alternative.![]()
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