"It's OK Mr. Berman, you can come out now, the really hardcore Enterprise fans have given up the hunt.
Yes, both of them."
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"It's OK Mr. Berman, you can come out now, the really hardcore Enterprise fans have given up the hunt.
Yes, both of them."
Sir Patrick: Hey look! It's Jonathan Frakes! [starts laughing] See cause it's big and gassy just like he is.
Worf: Is that his?
Riker: Yup.
Pulaski: He must of been so drunk he thought it was a flight stick.
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Picard: "Tell me, how many lights do you see?"
Troi: "We still have a lot of work to do."
Ro: "So?"
Geordi: "Well I wouldn't recommend their warp technology, but this temple massager is THE SHIT!"
Worf: "I would like to schedule a battle simulation for this afternoon."
Will: "I have the crew promotion evalutions ready for you review."
Kate: "Selar thinks the away team may have brought aboard a virus that wasn't picked up by the transporter."
Jean Luc: "Oh for the love of.... You'd think on a ship of this size, a guy could find a quiet place for a cat nap."
Riker (os): "I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave."
Ro: "Pervert."
Geordi (os): "That's great sir, but we're still going to die ya know."
Picard: "Tell me, how many lights do you see?"
Troi: "We still have a lot of work to do."
Ro: "So?"
Geordi: "Well I wouldn't recommend their warp technology, but this temple massager is THE SHIT!"
Worf: "I would like to schedule a battle simulation for this afternoon."
Will: "I have the crew promotion evalutions ready for you review."
Kate: "Selar thinks the away team may have brought aboard a virus that wasn't picked up by the transporter."
Jean Luc: "Oh for the love of.... You'd think on a ship of this size, a guy could find a quiet place for a cat nap."
Riker (os): "I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave."
Ro: "Pervert."
Geordi (os): "That's great sir, but we're still going to die ya know."
LaForge: "Ah, Christy Henshaw, there you are! If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to avoid me!"
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Given previous vision correction technology, Geordi's VISOR was an undeniable improvement.
The crew was dismayed to find that Captain Picard had only purchased a Planet Fitness membership to use the tanning beds.
Begrudgingly, the film crew allowed Michelle Forbes to practice her routine for the music video "Mickey" during downtime on the set.
As his attempts at high-brow, British humor always resulted in an uncomfortable silence, Patrick Stewart resorted to slapstick. This time, at least he was laughing.
Picard: Ah, Good morning Ensign Thing, and Lieutenant Thing. How are you enjoying your new assignments aboard the Enterprise?
Ro: I'm not engineering expert Geordi, but I think you're doing it wrong.
Riker: What does he mean by, "set course for White Castle"?
Worf: What is that smell?
Pulaski: Who is Neal Patrick Harris?
Even the exploding warp core knew not to fall for the old 'pull my finger' gag.
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