TNG Caption This 237: Guest Judge: Smellincoffee!

[LeadHead]

Happy Saturday to everyone! I hope you've had good weeks and good times!

Our Guest Judge: Nerys Myk AKA Zombie Cheerleader has judged the winners of our last contest! Lets see the winners!


First up to the plate, we have the "OOPS!" Award, going to:

Spock made the unfortunate mistake of picking up a paintball gun, instead of a genuine disruptor.

Next we have the "... and Going Strong" Award, going to:

McCoy: I gotta head back. I got a date with Betty White.

Next, we have the "Crazy Glue" Award, going to:

Scotty: And would it be Riker or Wesley that glued that feather to your scalp?

Next, we have the "Told Ya So" Award, going to:

Spock: "Curious."

Data: "What is it?"

Spock: "It appears I have a Spacebook friend request from Stonn with the message, 'Good call on T'Pring..what a bitch'."

Next, we have the "I Can Keep A Secret" Award, going to:

Picard: Go ahead Worf, say it...
Worf: ...And I promise not to let the Klingon Empire know the man responsible for transporting 1,771,561 Tribbles onto a D-7 Battlecruiser is still alive.

Our PhotoShop Award goes to:

Spock: "Very well. If you will not assist us voluntarily..."
Sela: "Ahhhhhhh! Uhhhh... WTF?.... you got paint all over me!"

Our Tag Team Award goes to:

Doohan: "Where the hell's your spirit, man! You don't even try to sound French!"

Stewart: Funny thing, I was just thinking the same about your Scottish accent. Och man indeed.

Picard: (thinking) Damned freeloader... thinks he can just casually drink up my uber rare Aldebron whiskey without asking first?

Thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to all of our winners! I hope everyone had a good time on this! Thanks for taking the wheel, Nerys Myk!

And now... it is time for Smellincoffee to guest judge! The requested theme was "Out of Phase" So while the episodes these images were in may have been full of technobabble, we don't need to worry about such things here.

Enjoy the contest!

Please Begin Captioning!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: So this is what the hot Ensigns do when the ship is in a subspace distortion...

La Forge: I'm Stuck.

Ro: No kidding!

Worf: I knew I shouldn't have let the Captain take my new Shuttle out for a spin.

Riker: I know! He's passed out!

Worf: No, he changed my radio stations.

Ro was gonna win the race to the replicator.

Warp Core Breaches are such funny events.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the co-win!

Picard: "Remember, Ensign, the lower decks are infested with Borg. Try to avoid them, if you can. Just retrieve those crystals and get out of there!"
Troi: "And if you pass the Rec Room, bring me a Fresca!"

Ro: "Be with you in a sec. I just want to slip on some shoes. These wool socks don't really go well with acrylic carpeting."

Picard: "Hey, Geordi! Maybe this hot chick will be the one! You know, the first one to go out with you more than once!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Who is that?"
Troi: "Ensign Harry Kim..."
Picard: "Airlock him."

Ro: "So what do you think of the Romulan VISOR?"
Geordi: "Have these people never heard of miniaturisation. I think I broke my neck!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

LaForge: "Ouch! Romulan inertial dampening fields suck!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

There was a good reason that Extreme Twister was not only out of favor as a spectator sport, but also banned in 12 systems.

Ro: "Well?"

Geordi: "Bobbing for dilithium just isn't as fun as bobbing for apples. On that note, I'm going to need a dermal regenerator."

Pulaski: "Well, it went to 88."

Riker: "And we did see some serious shit."

Ro: "Ancient Aliens."

Picard: "Mr. Warp Core!" (hysterical laughter)

Data: "Bitch, you did not just steal my gag."

 

[Holdfast]

Romulans struggle at massage table design.

 

[Mysterion]

PICARD: Quite possibly the ugliest damn baby I've ever seen. I know you're "fully functional" Data, but you and the Counselor willl have to cease you "extracuricular activities" immediately!

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: Good lord, Will!

PICARD I didnt know that was possible.

DATA: I shall have to update my database of techniques.

RO: La Forge crazy glued himself to a consol, again!

WORF: When the label say "more than four hours" and "call a doctor" they really mean it.

RO: Meme me boys! "Running Ro" will be all the rage!!!

The Captain was spending too much time with Crewmen Cheech and Chong.

 

[Mr Silver]

Geordi's success with women continues...

Sulu: He-llo there!

The crew of the Ent-D catch up with Picard following the events of Riker's run in with an alien spore.

 

[Bob Karo]

Commander Riker and Ensign Ro were doing a decent job a hiding their relationship from Counselor Troi. At least until that time Laren panicked and ran directly into a wall.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Troi: "If I were to videotape you later, would you be able to repeat that reliably?"

 

[Isis]

Geordi: "I knew I shouldn't have switched from the visor to contacts. Ro, can you give me a hand here and help me search for the one that popped out?"

 

[Isis]

Picard: "Merde. More than 700 crew and not one of them is a plumber."

 

[boco]

The ensign on duty didn't realized that Cmdr Riker was still in the bathroom whan he depresurized the toilets..Now ,obviously, the senior staff came to analize the situation and find a solution

When Geordi discovered the romulan 3d porn viewer, he didn't want to return back to the Enterprise,no matter what Ensign Ro told him to make him change his mind. He even refused to go to the bathroom, or let her watch

 

[Gary7]

Holy Tamole, thanks for the wins Nerys Myk!

Deanna and Data couldn't believe it. Before anyone realized what was happening, Picard relieved himself in a Jeffries Tube access way.

Worf (OS): "Hey!!!!!!!"

Ro: "Hey Geordi, it's my turn!"
Geordi: "In a minute, it's almost over."
[Ensign Ro and Geordi Laforge at the Romulan porn video kiosk.]

Pulaski: "Captain, are you alright?"
Riker: "What's that smell?"
Worf: "There's a large wet spot on the carpet. I told him to take a toilet equipped shuttle, but he wouldn't listen."

Even the large Enterprise crew quarters still made it difficult to play indoor football, which Ensign Ro was about to be reminded.

Picard: "Look! I've just made Smiling Death. LOL!"

 

[Gary7]

Riker: "I don't believe it. 36 hours straight."
Pulaski: "This makes Barclay's transporter psychosis look like a picnic."
Worf: "But at least he was victorious. Look at the score!"

 

[inflatabledalek]

Troi: Mother!

Data: Wesley!

Picard: At least it wasn't me this time.

Ever. I mean at least it wasn't me ever.

Geordi: The whole thing's a cheat! David Blaine isn't even in here.

Worf: What sent the Captain to sleep?

Riker: Looks like he was watching Encounter At Farpoint.

Ro: Quick Geordi, run!

Geordi: I'll catch up... I've just got cramp *Hopes she doesn't notice my erection from staring at her ass*.

Stewart's response to seeing his pay check for Star Trek: Insurrection.

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Wow! Thanks for the win!

Picard tended to use a limited range of emoticons...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "This is the ambassador from Qualor 6? How the hell am I supposed to negotiate with a straight face with this guy!"