I have an invisible girlfriend right now.
What? You can't see her but it doesn't mean she's not real.
What? You can't see her but it doesn't mean she's not real.
Would you date someone who was invisible?
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I think it's fair to assume that this is exactly what a large percentage of this forum does on a regular basis. 
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Shower sex. "More steam!"That would depend. Are they hot?
Heh, that was my thought.
I think sex might be difficult. Aside from that, I suppose I could make it work.
This is a fascinating question I'd genuinely never thought of before. My gut reaction is to say that if she were hot, smelled nice and had an awesome personality, then sure, I'd give it a try. (I'm assuming that you can see her clothes, so in, uh, non-steam-filled situations, you could navigate common spaces more or less normally.)
But when you consider how limited a visibility-challenged person's work and social options would be, it'd be hard not to imagine her becoming permanently super-depressed. Maybe the question shouldbe "would you date someone who's perfectly visible to everyone but yourself". In which case, I guess I'd give it a try, especially if one could sometimes cheat, say, by videoconferencing in the same room and seeing her normally via webcam.
It also reminds me of a condition I once read about whereby people had some sort of facial paralysis that prevented them from smiling, which caused all sorts of relationship trouble, because no matter how loving and attentive they'd try to be, their perpetually stone faces would eventually just freak their SOs the hell out.
Why would her life be limited? As long as she wears clothes and a hat she'll fit in fine. Assuming she doesn't get dissected in a laboratory, of course.
I didn't see what you did there...I think it's fair to assume that this is exactly what a large percentage of this forum does on a regular basis.
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Yes. We could tour the world, only paying 1/2 of what a normal couple would pay to do so. We could start a ghost hunting business where I would be the "hunter" and she'd be our "evidence", and to supplement our income, we would rob banks together.
She could make a good living by thieving stuff, or by snooping as a private investigator.
Small items could be secreted in body cavities.
ETA: I think we're in danger of taking this too seriously.
ETA: I think we're in danger of taking this too seriously.
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I would give it a shot, and then start a life of crime on the run with her. I mean, imagine the kind of heists we could mastermind! And the bedroom situation? I imagine it would be something like this:
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Haha this thread immediately reminded me of that commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGwLfcnQgMY
Haha this thread immediately reminded me of that commercial.
Ouuuh, sick burnI think it's fair to assume that this is exactly what a large percentage of this forum does on a regular basis.
DittoSexual partner is invisible?
This topic reminds me of a dirty joke about Superman, Wonder Woman, and the Invisible Man. No, I'm not going to repeat it here. You'll have to look it up.
I have an invisible rabbit friend, but only when I'm drunk.
I'd have her pass through one of those airport security scanners that make you look naked.
Two words: portable radar.
How do we know they don't?
Literally invisible, of course. This is a Jayson thread, right?
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