What does God tell you?

[Tan Ru]

God tells me that my ancestors were really smart monkeys and it was all just an accident.

 

[Davros]

God tells me not to listen to mysterious voices in my head.

 

[-Brett-]

God would probably tell me that he hates a person or demographic of people that I also happen to hate. What a coincidence!

 

[sidious618]

If I heard someone speaking to me in my head I'd check myself into a mental institute ASAP.

 

[RoJoHen]

God would probably tell me that he hates a person or demographic of people that I also happen to hate. What a coincidence!

That's a really weird thing to say.

 

[scotpens]

1. Can you hear God?

Sometimes. Depends on what kind of shit I’m smoking.

2. If you could say hear God what might God say?

“I want you to build an ark.”

3. Would you believe you are hearing God?

Naaah. I’d look around and say, “Who is this, really?”

 

[Paradon]

God is telling me...I seriously fucked up in the last life so now I have to suffer. But I do believe God has plans for all of us...some people like it and some don't.

I think I may have kill the Son of God in the last life! That's why!

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

So you're now a karma mechanic with overall charm?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

God has moved with the times and set up His own Twitter account, so now He can tell me whatever He likes, whether I like it or not:

http://twitter.com/#!/god

Yet He still doesn't have as many followers as Demi Moore...

 

[sidious618]

God would probably tell me that he hates a person or demographic of people that I also happen to hate. What a coincidence!

That's a really weird thing to say.

He's making a point that people often say God hates a specific race or culture and then use that as an excuse to wipe them out.

 

[RoJoHen]

That doesn't exactly make me feel better.

 

[sidious618]

That doesn't exactly make me feel better.

He's not saying he believes it.

 

[think]

to say the word GOD is to "imply" all said connotations that could be inferred from "the word" of "God"

please stop saying God or we might have to post the actual effects of said connotations, there of.

 

[JarodRussell]

God would probably tell me that he hates a person or demographic of people that I also happen to hate. What a coincidence!

That's a really weird thing to say.

He's making a point that people often say God hates a specific race or culture and then use that as an excuse to wipe them out.

Well, it's in the Bible, look it up.

 

[OdoWanKenobi]

You can't hear something that doesn't exist, no matter how hard you delude yourself into thinking otherwise.

 

[RandyS]

What might God say? He told me that all of this has happened before and all of this will happen again.

He also told me he doesn't like that name.

 

[6079SmithW]

He tells me to love my neighbor as myself and to judge not lest I be judged likewise.