I survived goatse, twice.
OnT: I pushed a girl, (girl, girl. well, she was two years younger than me,) out of the way of an oncoming car. It was close enough to hit me as i was jumping out of the way. I was wearing steel toed work boots so no harm done. Still, in hindsight it was rather reckless, but i'm not regretting it or anything.
OnT: I pushed a girl, (girl, girl. well, she was two years younger than me,) out of the way of an oncoming car. It was close enough to hit me as i was jumping out of the way. I was wearing steel toed work boots so no harm done. Still, in hindsight it was rather reckless, but i'm not regretting it or anything.
I have to ask, did she fall madly in love with you?
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