Can u think of a stunt which would've doubled the ratings?

[Ultramann]

Now here I thought we WERE In the mirror universe of mostly bad Trek episodes!!

Sorry, had to go there. Mirror Voyager on the run from the Empire, great potential!

 

[Guy Gardener]

okay.

Here's a mirror thought...

If Caretaker was in the AQ and not the DQ, or he just field kicked these assholes into another quadrant, then it would be Kullah and one of those City Ships which was wandering about the Alliance held Alpha Quadrant trying to get home which is the subject to the plot of the series.

 

[Finn]

Locutus showing up, with that alternate Gruffy Riker going after him. Locutus begs Seven for help.

 

[bod]

Seven explores her sexuality by trying everything and everyone.

 

[Itachi]

Seven explores her sexuality by trying everything and everyone.

I'm pretty sure that even though she was whoring the show, they weren't about to make it into a porno

 

[The Dominion]

They could've tried to improve the writing, gotten rid of the dead weight characters, and gone for more consistent character development including some internal conflicts.


Naaaawwww

 

[Guy Gardener]

No, no.. That's actual work.

Self-improvement.

I was talking about a stunt.

Something extreme, but a pan flash and minimal effort so that they could return to halfassedness next week.

 

[Saul]

James Kirk comes back one last time to kill all the Borg and get it on with Seven of Nine.

It would have worked.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Shatner and Jeri were fantastic on Boston Legal.

Denny Crane is more forward with his seduction than Kirk, albeit not as successful, even though he spent half a season tapping T'Pol's mother.

 

[The Dominion]

Caretaker was so far away that that the changes to his timetable wouldn't have changed by e complete overhaul of the AQ. It's just a question of who in the "Alliance" (?) that Caretaker would have drawn to the DQ to breed with. I'd suggest Gul Seska and her pet Kathryn Janeway, who has to get along with aptain Chakotay aboard a human Resistance fighter Shuttle... But really, there are an infinite number of mirror universe exist where the Terran Federation never fell.

I just want to see Janeway on a leash painting Seska's toenails like a good human slave in the beginning, and then Kathryn doing a Princess Leia at that end choking the life out of her Cardassian overmaster poetically with the same leash.

I might pay to see that.

A massive episode where Chakotay, Kim and Neelix are all killed off and replaced with interesting characters.

I would pay to see that.

James Kirk comes back one last time to kill all the Borg and get it on with Seven of Nine.

It would have worked.

Yes.