TNG Caption This #229: Explainabragging

[Santa Kang]

Contest Crossover Caption

PICARD: Die Romulan Scum!!!!

ROMULAN: Uh, we're over here.

 

[Gary7]

At Beverly's insistence, Jean-Luc reluctantly paid a visit to a Romulan hair treatment facility. After all, the Romulans were known to always sport a thick healthy mop of hair on their heads, even into late adulthood.

Romulan: "We were unable to get any hair to grow on your scalp, Mr. Picard. We do not tolerate failure in our society, so unfortunately for you must be handled accordingly..."

 

[LeadHead]

All Done here, new contest is up!

Anybody know where the Thread Titles have been coming from?

 

[NathanielM]

Grouchous, Chicolus, and Harpois The Romulan version of the Marx Brothers.

 

[Ayelbourne]

Cmdr. Riker was rather disapointed when he learned that the new holodeck security protocols actually removed weapons from the scenarios.

 

[BriGuy]

Riker: Hey, babe, you - my quarters - 22:00.

Yar: Not a chance.

Riker: OK, me - holodek 2 - 22:00.

 

[BriGuy]

Romulan: We're sorry, captain. Your clone is not yet ready. Could you come back later?

 

[Timewalker]

Picard: Why do these asteroids look like caramel corn?
Data: We appear to have been miniaturized and are currently located in Commander Riker's stomach, sir.

Picard: All right, you win. You have broader shoulders. But I still have the better hairstyle.