TNG Caption This #229: Explainabragging
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At Beverly's insistence, Jean-Luc reluctantly paid a visit to a Romulan hair treatment facility. After all, the Romulans were known to always sport a thick healthy mop of hair on their heads, even into late adulthood.
Romulan: "We were unable to get any hair to grow on your scalp, Mr. Picard. We do not tolerate failure in our society, so unfortunately for you must be handled accordingly..."
Grouchous, Chicolus, and Harpois The Romulan version of the Marx Brothers.
Cmdr. Riker was rather disapointed when he learned that the new holodeck security protocols actually removed weapons from the scenarios.
Picard: Why do these asteroids look like caramel corn?
Data: We appear to have been miniaturized and are currently located in Commander Riker's stomach, sir.
Picard: All right, you win. You have broader shoulders. But I still have the better hairstyle.
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