That one was old when Johnny Carson was a fetus!
It's still funny, though.
Here's another "question my answer" joke:
The answer is Cock Robin. What's the question?
"What's that you're putting in my mouth, Batman?"
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That one was old when Johnny Carson was a fetus!
It's still funny, though.
Here's another "question my answer" joke:
The answer is Cock Robin. What's the question?
That one was old when Johnny Carson was a fetus!
It's still funny, though.
Here's another "question my answer" joke:
The answer is Cock Robin. What's the question?
"What's that you're putting in my mouth, Batman?"
Subject: NEW MILITARY UNIT
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists.
1)The season opened today.
2)There is no limit.
3)They taste like chicken.
4)They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5)They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists.
1)The season opened today.
2)There is no limit.
3)They taste like chicken.
4)They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5)They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday.
I went to the doctor the other day. I'm fine but he told me about a nasty bug that's going around. Sure enough, when I left the office I was kicked by a 6ft grasshopper.
How about some Yo Momma ones?
- Yo momma is so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just starting to get sick.
- Yo momma is so fat, you have to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
- Yo momma is so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just starting to get sick.
- Yo momma is so fat, you have to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Your momma is so stupid that one day when she was driving to the airport and saw a sign that read "AIRPORT LEFT", she turned around and went home.
Yo momma is so stupid that she almost froze to death when she went to the drive in theater to see Closed for the Winter.
Yo momma is so stupid she stares at cans of frozen orange juice because they say CONCENTRATE.
Yo momma is so stupid she stares at cans of frozen orange juice because they say CONCENTRATE.
Your momma's so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped the mother!
Your momma's so ugly that she was born with the words "This way up" on her head.
Your momma's so ugly that she was born with the words "This way up" on her head.
Yo momma's so ugly that when John Wilkes Booth tried to shoot her he flinched and shot Lincoln by accident.
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I used to go out with a cross eyed guy but we split up because he kept looking at other girls.
A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he says.
A proton and an electron are having a heated debate about modern politics. During a pause in their argument they ask a neutron what his opinions are. He says, "Eh. I'm neutral."
The next man ducked.
The hobbit walked under it.
My dog's got no nose, because he broke it by walking into this bar...
Re: stupid joke pt ?
A man walks into a bar...
his alcoholism is destroying his life.
A Horse walks into a bar...
the barkeep calls the proper authorities and the horse is escorted away.
Three men of different ethnicities walk into a bar, they each act in stereotypically humorous ways...
Three man walk into a bar, one is of lesser intelligence than the others and the whole affair unfolds with tedious inevitability...
A man walks into a bar...
his alcoholism is destroying his life.
A Horse walks into a bar...
the barkeep calls the proper authorities and the horse is escorted away.
Three men of different ethnicities walk into a bar, they each act in stereotypically humorous ways...
Three man walk into a bar, one is of lesser intelligence than the others and the whole affair unfolds with tedious inevitability...
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