TNG Caption This #227: Pop, Pop!

[Crazy Eddie]

Riker: So Alexander walked in on you and Troi... I mean, it could've been worse.
Worf: It's not just that. He started heckling me. He kept shouting "Tell her about your feelings, mister Klingon warrior!"

- Captain Picard rediscovers his hatred of Thai food -

- In Soviet Russia, space explores YOU! -

Garak (OC): Just finished, Captain. I had it custom re-sized to fit Commander Riker.
Picard: Well done!
Bevery: Excellent!
Troi: Good work, Garak
Riker: ...

Troi: This is Counselor Troi in command of the Starship Ent... What? Y-Yes, I am in command... oh... uh, you're right, I'm not wearing a uniform, but I am in command... Oh, no, this is a starship, not a mental hospital... what? Um, because I'm the ranking officer on the bridge... Yes, well, Counselor is not a rank, it's my title... what's my actual rank? Um... I don't remember.
Crosby (breaking character): I'm thinking about leaving the show.
Dorn: You too?

 

[Vulpes]

"It's like I always say, Worf: you've got to play the hand you've been dealt."

Riker: I think my parents are suspicious. Worf, could you smell my fingers?

"Note to self: Poinsettias do not improve Aunt Adele's tea."

Geordi took every opportunity to act out his firefighter fantasies.

 

[Bob Karo]

For once in his life, Geordi had to desperately try not to do a dramatic roll under the blast door.

 

[Gary7]

Geordi: "Why do I get the feeling someone is watching me?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Working the console near the edge of the open shuttlebay door could sometimes trigger a sudden, violent case of the willies in even the most seasoned officers.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Scotty said there'd be days like this.

GEORDI: What a week I'm having!!!!!

GEORDI: Come on!!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: What are you thinking about?

WORF: Lunch.

 

[Drob]

Too late to run to the nearest bathroom, Geordi takes what engineers call an 'emergency space shit'.

 

[Drob]

Picard: Why thank you all! The boy Wesleys skin worked out beautifully for this piece.

 

[Gary7]

Geordi: "Wait a minute... where have I beamed to? What's with all these primitive control panels?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Uh, guys. About that "moon".

 

[Gary7]

Geordi: (to us) "If you guys don't leave me alone I'm gonna jump!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SUPERMAN: You're not Lois. You're not even a woman!!!!

GEORDI: Yeah Yeah, I scream like a girl. Just get me down!!!!!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: "Herbal tea", pah!

 

[boco]

Riker:So, Worf,is it true that klingon women have ridges even down there?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Geordi LaForge: The College Years

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Horse? No horse? This is standard ambassadorial attire when beaming down to the planet of the Platonians."

Riker: "Bitter dregs..."

 

[Gary7]

Abe Lincoln: "Mister LaForge. Welcome to the afterlife! I'm afraid I don't have any taped music handy to play you some introductory fanfare. I hope you'll understand."
LaForge: "Afterlife??!!"
Abe Lincoln: "Why, yes. What did you think would happen if you opened the shuttle bay doors and remained standing here?"

 

[boco]

Picard: Well, Ensign Ro,me and the senior staff , we welcome you on Enterprise! The first rule for every new female member on the ship: should have a ride with the first officer, so, me, as a captain, I brought the saddle..

 

[Gary7]

Riker: "OK Worf, I'm ready for that arm wrestle."