Cap Con 75: Up On Carbon Creek

[Nerys Myk]

But first, the WINNERS!

VALENTINE TO THE FANS AWARD

Archer: The Pegasus Incident of 2370, complete with the testimony of the legendary Captain Riker. Sounds interesting.

Daniels: Oh! You better not read that!

*swipes book*

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AWARD (Team divison)

Silik: You must tell us where Captain Archer is or suffer the consequences!
T'pol: This is the 47th time you have asked me that, I'm telling you I don't know.
Reed (muttering): Geez, when they boarded us I didn't expect a spanish inquisi--

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

CONFESS!

CONFESS!

Very well.

You have withstood the comfy chair.

CARDINAL!

Fetch... THE CUSHIONS.

HE DIDN'T GET YOUR NUMBER AWARD

T'Pol: You are leaving? So soon?
Archer: I have an early morning....thing.
T'Pol: When will I see you again?
Archer: I'll call you. Don't worry, I had a great time.

WIIIILSOOOON!!!!! AWARD

Xindi alien: Stop talking with that weird accent, human,and tell us where Wilson is!
Malcolm: Wilson??
Alien: THE ball !!

AWKWARD AWARD

Well, stone me. Thanks for the win. He comes in handy, unblocking the sink.

T'Pol: "I fail to comprehend. What gives you the impression I am a lipstick lesbian?"

Silik: "Here look."

T'Pol: "I was informed by Lieutenant Reed, that this colour had worked for him in the past."

Silik: (eyes Malcolm with suspicion)

Reed: "Er, yes. Ah. Well... Now, this is awkward."

Your Prize:

 

[Nerys Myk]

AND NOW THIS CONTEST'S PICS:

 

[LeadHead]

Mestral: (thinking) I wonder if she knows that a Denny's is right behind that sheet.

T'Pol: We have returned from "Makeout Point." It was dreadful.

 

[boco]

Mestral : Kissing seemed more fascinating in I love Lucy

 

[boco]

Thanks for the Wilson win I have another one, sorry but I have to post it:

Silik: If you don't confess, we'll make you watch These are the voyages again!

Mestral: T'Mir! Stop making noise by turning the pages of the book, I can't concentrate on doing my I love Lucy research..

 

[ChristopherPike]

Your Prize:

Thank you! It had an awesome poster didn't it?

Actually haven't seen it in years. Don't think I'm being ungrateful... but er, which cut of the film, really was the least offensive?

 

[ChristopherPike]

Mestral: "Yes. I suppose that was interesting enough.

I did find one thing disconcerting however."

T'Mir: "And what was that?"

Mestral: "Was it really necessary for that short human in the baseball cap, to be watching us the whole time?

He just shouted ACTION! and didn't really contribute much else of value."

T'Mir: "I have just completed a mind-meld. He will remember nothing."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

T'Mir's shadow puppet show was a big hit in the neighborhood and a huge moneymaker...until the vice squad got wind of it.

 

[Mistral]

Mestral: "Fine! I admit it-I spelled my name wrong! There-you're right and I'm wrong! I said it! Are you happy now?"

T'Mir: "What ever....."

 

[ChristopherPike]

T'Mir: "This author doesn't seem to understand the concept of evolution at all.

I can find no evidence to support the theory human males came from Mars, while females originated from Venus."

Mestral: "Neither are Minshara class."

T'Mir: "And yet they apparently accept the idea of life elsewhere in this galaxy."

Mestral: "This program would seem to support that. Even if it is a wildly inaccurate depiction of Altair IV."

T'Mir: "Yes, and there was a child who exhibited much jocular activity after suggesting Stron might have come from Uranus."

Mestral: "Most illogical."

 

[ChristopherPike]

Vulcan: "Report."

T'Mir: "Negative, sir. We've searched all over Blueberry Hill and found no sign of Captain T'Hrill."

 

[boco]

Mestral:Look, this program called "Star Trek" has one of our people in the cast.

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win!

Paris: (OS) What's this? Nothing but this....

Tuvok: (OS) After you changed the holoprogram to have the Vulcan priests swimming in jello, I took the liberty of uploading every episode of I Love T'Mir, a Vulcan tv show that ran for 80 years to this television of yours. Lt. Torres showed me how. Nothing but I love T'Mir until you fix my holoprogram"

Paris: (OS) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tuvok: (OS) Back then, the actor were not even to touch each other's fingers.

Paris: (OS)....NOOOOO!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

T'Mir: "I was just thinking how remarkably fortunate for us it is that we are physically almost identical to the inhabitants of this planet, with only a few easily disguisable differences."
Mestral: "Life's funny that way."

 

[boco]

T'Mir: We shall go to this place called "gas station" and ask for directions back to Vulcan.

Mestral, thinking): Oh, I really miss a holosuite, and the vulcan love slave holoprogram

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Mestral: "Heh! You were right! This 'Queen for a Day' show is not at all what I thought it would be!"
T'Mir: "Given the mores of this time period, I very much doubted it would be."

 

[LeadHead]

Mestral: Hey Jude.

T'Mir: Stop calling me that.

Mestral: Strawberry Fields Forever.

T'Mir: Impractical and Illogical.

Mestral: I Want To Hold Your Hand.

T'Mir: This "Ed Sullivan Show" is a bad influence on you.

Mestral: Where can we order this "Vitameatavegimin?"

 

[Bob Karo]

T'Mir: We shall go to this place called "gas station" and ask for directions back to Vulcan.

Mestral: I disagree with this course of action.

 

[boco]

T'Mir: We shall go to this place called "gas station" and ask for directions back to Vulcan.

Mestral: I disagree with this course of action.

T'Mir: And I know why...But I must tell you, you'll outlive the I love Lucy...

Mestral:This Playboy channel is odd.

T'Mir:How so?

Mestral:They advertise rabbits, but I have seen only nude humans.

Z'Mir:Quite odd.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Mestral: "Did you hear about the Vulcan dyslexic who devoted himself to logistics?"

T'Mir: "I suggest you cease watching this... Bob Hope."