TNG Caption This #227: Pop, Pop!

[boco]

I think I saw something similar somewhere:
Riker(to self): I hope Picard won't move his head, I can see so well the reflection of Deanna's boobs..
Troi: I heard that!

 

[Holdfast]

Picard: "Beverly, I'm so terribly sorry... it's never happened to me before."

This is gold; her expression makes it.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Riker: "Sir I don't think that's what the meant in the song 'Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy' "

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Riker (thinking): "I seriously do NOT remember her ass being THAT BIG."

 

[KNH]

Riker: You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Worf: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Riker: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Worf: I want to go home and rethink my life.

 

[Supernuke]

Riker:...and its claws were razor sharp and this long!

Worf: Please sir, stop trying to convince the crew that Spot is dangerous. This is just pathetic!

 

[Isis]

Wesley (OS): "Is that plant a gift for the ambassador?"

Picard: "The plant is the ambassador."

 

[boco]

Deanna(os): Geordi, get back down, my mom is not going to hurt you..

 

[BriGuy]

Crusher: And if you'd like to ride something with a little more substance than a holographic horse, Jean-Luc, see me in my quarters at 21:00 hours.

 

[BriGuy]

RIKER: Trust me, Worf. A counter-clockwise swirl. Gets her every time.

 

[BriGuy]

Director: Enough with the practical jokes, Stewart. Who do you think you are, Charles Xavier??!?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Worf: *Thinking* Nice arse.

Troi: I can hear you!

Troi: ...both of you.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Worf: *Thinking* Nice arse.

Troi: I can hear you!

Troi: ...both of you.

Though Tasha is looking at Wesley...

 

[boco]

Piacrd:No Beverly, you still have no A$$.

Picard: Picard to Lt Data... please come get your cat, it entered my quarters, and peed on my flower!

 

[boco]

Piacrd:No Beverly, you still have no A$$.

Picard: Picard to Lt Data... please come get your cat, it entered my quarters, and took my flower pot for a sand box!

or

Picard: Picard to counselor Troi: Please tell your mother NOT to send ME flowers using the transporter..

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "How was I to know that the Centauran ambassador would take her gift the wrong way?

Oh, well. No harm done."

 

[boco]

Their thoughts:
Picard: This horse saddle reminds me of Vash..Oh what a wonderful time I had with her as Robin Hood..
Riker: I bet the captain's thinking of Vash..that gave me an idea of what I can show to Deanna later
Beverly: I see Jean-Luc is smiling... I bet he's thinking of me and what we could do tonight.
Troi: I wonder if I should tell Beverly that the captain is NOT thinking of her..Nah....Will?? That's very interesting..I might even cancel my last work appointment and replicate a horse saddle to surprise Will

 

[Yeoman Randi]

RIKER: Trust me, Worf. A counter-clockwise swirl. Gets her every time.

Worf: "Ah...so that is what is known as "The Move"? Is that it?"

 

[boco]

You may take Deanna out , just don't try the Picard maneuvre on her...

 

[Gary7]

Deanna: "I can't believe we actually did it! Let's promise to never speak of it, ever again."
Jean Luc: "Was it that bad?"