That's your problem right there. You were doing it wrong!
Who did you lose your virginity to?
- Thread starter Ninjacore
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I lost mine on my birthday in 2007... during an eclipse.
I hope it's not like a "once in a blue moon" type of deal, where you have to wait for eclipses every time.
Well... that's how it feels now.. :-\
Haven't yet. When I do, it will be on my wedding night. I'm old-fashioned that way.
Arthur Fonzarelli, in 1959, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
In his dirty & creepy apartment above a local family's garage; on an old squeaky fold-out couch/bed.
He said that he'd call me the next day and he never did.....
Oh, and he said that it wouldn't hurt, but you know what? It hurt, it hurt A LOT.
I won't EVER trust greasy, mono-syllabic hoods from Milwaukee again because of him.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY ARTHUR!! YOU RUINED IT FOR ALL THE OTHER HOODS IN MILWAUKEE!!!
<sobbing>
In his dirty & creepy apartment above a local family's garage; on an old squeaky fold-out couch/bed.
He said that he'd call me the next day and he never did.....
Oh, and he said that it wouldn't hurt, but you know what? It hurt, it hurt A LOT.
I won't EVER trust greasy, mono-syllabic hoods from Milwaukee again because of him.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY ARTHUR!! YOU RUINED IT FOR ALL THE OTHER HOODS IN MILWAUKEE!!!
<sobbing>
Careful. I heard he caught herpes twice. And the clap.
I heard he got the clap from someone named Cunningham.
I heard he got it from the shark.
No, he got crabs from the shark.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
I don’t want to meet the guy who gave it to the shark.
I see what you did there...
Chuck Cunningham? I hear he disappeared soon after.
A word followed by " - ized" is to be made or to became, like fossilized or crystallized.
I am gay, and at that time was still a boy, so ...
