You mean "Godwinned" with two N's.
"Godwined" is pronounced "God wined," as in "wined and dined."
Seriously mate, you need to look at the context wot I wrote it.
*whut
Who did you lose your virginity to?
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My virginity when away on my fifteen birthday, it was with a guy who had been my best friend for the past year and not the High School junior that I was dating at the time..
Being me, I over-analized the whole subject and plotted everything out. My thought was that I did not want to lose it to the guy I was dating in case I somehow "screwed it up." So I wanted a trial run first. My friend Het was the obvious (but not only) choice, he was the same person I had practiced kissing on. We would study after school at his place and there would be a 90 minute window when the house would otherwise be empty.
Het is a few weeks younger than I and is fond of tell people that he lost his own virginity to a older woman.
The whole "across the bonnet of your car while people walk by with their shopping carts" thing must have been quite special for you.
People really do "practice kissing"? Where was I for this?
I see a business opportunity here. I offer reasonable rates and a wide variety of kissing services, ready to fit within your busy schedule. Also available for bat mitzvahs.
(The last part is a joke. Relax.)
I see a business opportunity here. I offer reasonable rates and a wide variety of kissing services, ready to fit within your busy schedule. Also available for bat mitzvahs.
(The last part is a joke. Relax.)
Your ideas intrigue me and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Also, i can handle the men's side of your business venture.
Your ideas intrigue me and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Also, i can handle the men's side of your business venture.
You can be my silent partner.
And don't you look at me.
Everyone here already knows I have a small penis and that sex with me is best described as "28 seconds of awkward flailing."
I consider it practice every time I do it. If one wants to be truly good at something, they never stop practicing.
Your ideas intrigue me and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Also, i can handle the men's side of your business venture.
You can be my silent partner.
And don't you look at me.
It's like having sex with a rhino that doesn't love you anymore.
It's like having sex with a rhino that doesn't love you anymore.
Would that qualify as being horn-y?
It's like a riddle: what is horny and yet not horny?
I lost mine on my birthday in 2007... during an eclipse.
I hope it's not like a "once in a blue moon" type of deal, where you have to wait for eclipses every time.
By this point, that's not the only thing that's blue ...
It's like that old joke, what do you do with an elephant with three balls?
You walk him and pitch to the rhino.
I swear i did not see THAT coming! As an ignorant American, I have no idea what this means. But it sounds like fun.
