DS9 Caption Contest #33: What did you say?

[highlander]

Julian had agreed to be in a documentary about addiction. He did not know he would soon be facing an ....INTERVENTION.

 

[Finn]

Despite his super genetic-engineered hearing, he didn't hear Miles O'Brien walk in while he was posting in the Facts about Colm Meaney thread....

 

[highlander]

Miles: "I finished the upgrades to your "battery operated boyfriend"."
Kira: "Uhm..Chief...does that setting say Klingon orgy?"
Miles: "Well Worf helped some."

 

[highlander]

When the Chief told Odo to flip Quark the bird, he took it entirely the wrong way.

 

[Isis]

Big Bird's guest turn on DS9 was not well received.

 

[Isis]

Odo hated dancing with life forms that can't talk. He never knew whether he should lead.

Sisko: "This is the last time I'll go with priceline.com."

Luckily for Bashir, hickeys were easier to remove in the 24th Century than the 21st.

Jadzia: "Sorry, Benjamin, I guess you heard wrong. Kassidy didn't ask for a selection of hand-crafted rings; she asked for a selection of hand-crafted wings. I think honey mustard and lemon pepper are her favorites."

 

[Rush Limborg]

Sisko: "This is the last time I'll go with priceline.com."

("Priceline Negotiator Theme Instrumental" plays)

Worf: What...was...that?

 

[Isis]

O'Brien: "I'd like to be more generous, but there's no way you can use my shaver today."

Nerys: "Why not, Miles?"

O'Brien: "Don't you remember? I have to take it to the shop because last time you used it, you broke the 'extra coarse' setting."

 

[Mistral]

Miles: "Julian's planning on giving a speech. You'll need one of these."

 

[LeadHead]

New contest up! Go! Go! Go!