Pole dancing at a club whilst drinking champagne and accepting money from pervy old men

Get off of my pole*takes off a very high heeled red shoe and threatens ITL with it*

Hmm. Define "old."Pole dancing at a club whilst drinking champagne and accepting money from pervy old men
I've spent my evening in the company of Radio 3 so far. BBC Four beckons later, as usual.![]()
Giving money to K'Ehleyr, or possibly ITL.
Is there a doctor in the house? I appear to have a red high-heeled shoe stuck in my head. Also, I slipped and fell on some spilled champagne. Now I've got a wet bum.
Err... I mean I had a quiet night in.
(Phew! I think I got away with it!)
and can I have my shoe back please.Sleeping. I was just discharged from yet another hospital stay this morning.

Pole dancing at a club whilst drinking champagne and accepting money from pervy old men
Fainting.![]()
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Get off of my pole*takes off a very high heeled red shoe and threatens ITL with it*
You've reminded me of one of my favourite episodes of one of my favourite sitcoms.
Someone had uploaded the episode to youtube, so we can all watch it.
part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQv0t3hQhOQ
part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs_0YuPVVoU
part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psq7vyzSCSU
Enjoy.

A touch of Twisted Tea, Forums, a nice walk, perhaps reading or watching the movies I taped on TCM last night.
Hmm. Define "old."Pole dancing at a club whilst drinking champagne and accepting money from pervy old men

I've spent my evening in the company of Radio 3 so far. BBC Four beckons later, as usual.![]()
And now I've added "plucking away at my twanger" to that list.
Going to a bar to watch the Stanley Cup finals. Literally impossible to beat.![]()

Sleeping. I was just discharged from yet another hospital stay this morning.
Sleeping. I was just discharged from yet another hospital stay this morning.
Probably the winner here....
Have a good weekend, Ziyal



I've spent my evening in the company of Radio 3 so far. BBC Four beckons later, as usual.![]()
And now I've added "plucking away at my twanger" to that list.
May I use that in polite conversation?

The crowd goes wild when I shake that thing, baby. The shouts of "BOOOO!", "YOU SICKEN ME!" and "PASS ME THE BRAIN BLEACH, ETHEL!" are but the icing on the cake.Is there a doctor in the house? I appear to have a red high-heeled shoe stuck in my head. Also, I slipped and fell on some spilled champagne. Now I've got a wet bum.
Err... I mean I had a quiet night in.
(Phew! I think I got away with it!)
Well you should have had a better ass!![]()
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I think it's stuck.and can I have my shoe back please.
Nice shoe, though.Well... as long as I get to be pervy.A touch of Twisted Tea, Forums, a nice walk, perhaps reading or watching the movies I taped on TCM last night.
Hmm. Define "old."Pole dancing at a club whilst drinking champagne and accepting money from pervy old men
Your age![]()
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And now I've added "plucking away at my twanger" to that list.
May I use that in polite conversation?
Hey, I've started learning two new songs - one very well, the other less so.![]()

The crowd goes wild when I shake that thing, baby. The shouts of "BOOOO!", "YOU SICKEN ME!" and "PASS ME THE BRAIN BLEACH, ETHEL!" are but the icing on the cake.Is there a doctor in the house? I appear to have a red high-heeled shoe stuck in my head. Also, I slipped and fell on some spilled champagne. Now I've got a wet bum.
Err... I mean I had a quiet night in.
(Phew! I think I got away with it!)
Well you should have had a better ass!![]()
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I think it's stuck.and can I have my shoe back please.Nice shoe, though.
Do you want the other one ~ it may give you a better posture and thus accentuate said 'ass' leading to comments such like "Oh Wow", "Gosh I wouldn't mind a piece of that rock solid buttock", "Could you give this message to the hot one"
All this advice is free and guaranteed 
Well... as long as I get to be pervy.A touch of Twisted Tea, Forums, a nice walk, perhaps reading or watching the movies I taped on TCM last night.
Hmm. Define "old."
Your age![]()
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(that's the kind that says "What's a nice young man like you doing here?) 
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