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Cult films that BADLY need a remake...

Isn't The Thing currently being remade?

Now there's one film I didn't think was in desperate need of a makeover...but I'll probably see it anyway, out of curiosity and because original premise so damn good.
 
Wouldn't remaking a cult film kill the mystique of it? Part of the charm of films like that is that they're old and weird. :p
 
I'm going to vote for Just Imagine!, which I've never actually seen.

Look. It's a science fiction musical comedy. Even if the film isn't any good - and I haven't exactly read rave reviews - 'science fiction musical comedy' is something I'd watch were it good.

I wonder how Dr. Strangelove would be done today?

Removed from the paranoia of the Cold War? What would be the point? Not that a black comedy couldn't be made about our current political climate, but it would have to be quite different.
Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Patriot Act.

Wouldn't remaking a cult film kill the mystique of it? Part of the charm of films like that is that they're old and weird. :p
The old film remains old and weird, in fairness. It gets a higher profile, maybe, but that's about it.

I enjoyed the original, but what about an updated version of Metropolis?
Metropolis is really seeped in the political crises of the early twentieth century, labour, capital and all that jazz. If one were to remake it, it'd need to be a weird, pretentiously symbolic melodrama about today's economic/political climate transposed into the future.

...or something, I don't know. Who could fill Rudolf Klein-Rogge's shoes as Rotwang, anyway? Bruno Ganz seems too obvious... (especially after his Jonathan Harker turn in Nosferatu)
 
Vampire Circus.

Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter.

Blacula.


I also want a serious remake of The Incredible Shrinking Man.
 
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Agreed.

:klingon: I certainly hope not. This is one of those movies that was just a perfect coming together of director and cast. Also, part of its appeal is the distinctly 60s aesthetic feel of it (i.e. wardrobe and music). I've seen plenty of the 'prestige' flicks of the 60s and I like this B-movie more than many of them. Russ Meyer would be spinning in his grave if someone bastardized this masterpiece. Leave it the hell alone.
A masterpiece? The movie was a low-budget exploitation flick about busty girls in tight, low-cut outfits kicking ass and spouting horrible dialogue. A campy cult classic, yes, but not a masterpiece (although apparently Tura Satana's bosom was said to have been one, I think).

Reee-make...
:cool:
 
Vampire Circus.

Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter.

Blacula.


I also want a serious remake of The Incredible Shrinking Man.

I think I've heard that the new Hammer is planning a remake of Captain Kronos. That could be a lot of fun.

I wouldn't mind decent remakes of some of my favorite fantasy flicks from the '80s, like Krull or Excalibur. (I know there have been plenty of Camelot movies, but I'd like a new one with a similar sort of feel.)
 
they did re-make Metropolis as an anime

I thought that was a remake in name only?

According to Wikipedia...

However, this cinematic adaptation of Tezuka's story integrates far more elements from the Fritz Lang film Metropolis. When making the original Metropolis manga, Tezuka said that the only real inspiration he got from Fritz Lang's Metropolis was a still image from the movie where a female robot was being born. In addition to adopting set designs of the original film, this version has more emphasis on a strong and pervasive theme of class struggle in a dystopian, plutocratic society and expands it to examine the relationship of robots with their human masters.
Well, that explains... something.

I'm more interested in actually bothering to watch La Antena, a modern Metropolis-ish film, than any prospective new Metropolis film.

I really should try to find that.
 
Vampire Circus.

Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter.

Blacula.


I also want a serious remake of The Incredible Shrinking Man.

I think I've heard that the new Hammer is planning a remake of Captain Kronos. That could be a lot of fun.
There has to be plenty of Moody Yet Manful Gazing Into The Middle Distance if they want to get it right....

kronos.jpg
 
Maybe not cult films but I enjoy Toho's giant monster movies so I would like to see remakes of both War of the Gargantuas and Rodan with modern special effects and quality CGI.
 
Isn't The Thing currently being remade?

Now there's one film I didn't think was in desperate need of a makeover...but I'll probably see it anyway, out of curiosity and because original premise so damn good.

It's a prequel, AIUI
 
I'd actually like to see a remake of Lon Chaney's The Unholy Three. That's such a weird movie--or two. (They filmed it twice with pretty much the same cast, once as a silent, once as a talkie).

Circus performers turned jewel thieves. An evil ventriloquist in drag. A slinky female carnie with a past. A sinister midget disguised as a baby. And a gorilla!

I mean, how can you go wrong with elements like that?
 
they did re-make Metropolis as an anime

I thought that was a remake in name only?

According to Wikipedia...

However, this cinematic adaptation of Tezuka's story integrates far more elements from the Fritz Lang film Metropolis. When making the original Metropolis manga, Tezuka said that the only real inspiration he got from Fritz Lang's Metropolis was a still image from the movie where a female robot was being born. In addition to adopting set designs of the original film, this version has more emphasis on a strong and pervasive theme of class struggle in a dystopian, plutocratic society and expands it to examine the relationship of robots with their human masters.
Well, that explains... something.

That's what I get for being lazy. I might check that out at some point.
 
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