Breaking Harry Potter News from the Onion!!

[Klaus]

http://www.theonion.com/video/final-minutes-of-last-harry-potter-movie-to-be-spl,20528/

 

[Lt. Trull]

It's so lame it's almost funny....

 

[timothy]

are they frankin serious? really,really OMG!!

 

[Skywalker]

It makes complete sense to me. Rowling's narrative is far too deep and complex for a mere two films.

 

[Kegg]

Well, if that video isn't the best thing ever related to Harry Potter, I don't know what is.

 

[Lt. Trull]

Well, if that video isn't the best thing ever related to Harry Potter, I don't know what is.

you set a very very very Low bar to cross, don't ya....

 

[Canadave]

I can't wait for Part 2: Part 6. It should be epic.

 

[Lt. Trull]

Oh yeah.... that'd be the one where everyone kicks buckets....

 

[CorporalClegg]

Zeno Potter

 

[TheSeeker]

I can't wait for Part 2: Part 6. It should be epic.

Personally I'm hoping they decide to split Part2: Part 8 into a further 7 movies.

 

[Klaus]

It.
Would.
Be.
Perfect.
For.
Shatner.
To do.
The audiobooks.

 

[Gaith]

Clearly, an epic Hermione showering, drying, hair-fixing and clothes-trying sequence will be necessary. Maybe two.

 

[Lt. Trull]

and dont forget her constang NAGGING about freeing those elves....

 

[Gaith]

No, no, save something for the deleted scenes...

 

[23skidoo]

That's hilarious!

At least Deathly Hallows justifies having two movies (maybe not 9). I'm still scratching my head at how they're going stretch The Hobbit to 2 films. Are they going to depict the journey to see Smaug in real time or something?

Alex

 

[Admiral James Kirk]

That's hilarious!

At least Deathly Hallows justifies having two movies (maybe not 9). I'm still scratching my head at how they're going stretch The Hobbit to 2 films. Are they going to depict the journey to see Smaug in real time or something?

Alex

I for one feel blessed that they are making more films in the LotR series. I've been having a really hard time sleeping lately...

 

[Gaith]

I for one feel blessed that they are making more films in the LotR series. I've been having a really hard time sleeping lately...

Problem solved.

 

[Kegg]

This is of course not the first Deathly Hallows related news the Onion's reported on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2O9TGXdhM8

I suppose we should be thankful that it occurs in chapter five, as stretching that out across seven films might be a little much...