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The AV Club reports:
If its last-minute bailing on the Tom Cruise-starring, Guillermo del Toro-directed At The Mountains Of Madness weren’t indication enough, Universal has become increasingly risk-averse—an attitude first hinted at back in 2009, when the company (still smarting from a summer of flops like Land Of The Lost) promised a future dominated by “marketable concepts” and sequels to established properties. This week saw two indicators of how that future will play out, with both the firing of the studio’s president of production and Universal’s excited announcement of how they planned to wring several more years out of the Fast And Furious franchise, now that Fast Five gave them their biggest-ever opening weekend. But in perhaps the most obvious omen that the mood at Universal has shifted, Variety reports that the studio is now considering abandoning Ron Howard’s ambitious adaptation of Stephen King’s The Dark Tower novels, a massive, massively expensive project that was supposed to encompass three films and two TV series over the course of the next decade.

Still with moi? Okay. As the article says, Universal's hurting for franchise material (they could maybe beg Del Toro to do a Hellboy III, but would anyone care?), what with Disney scooping up Marvel Studios distribution rights, Jurassic Park still extinct, and no Kong sequels. The Mummy is one of the few tentpole franchises it can call its own - but then, Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, while a money-maker ($401m worldwide on a $145 budget), wasn't the franchises-rebooter they'd hoped for.
So. What to do? Let's run down the obvious options:
- Do nothing, and hope that Jurassic Park velociraptors-with-lasers script comes together soon, with Vin Diesel starring. Hell, expand the vocabulary of the raptors from JPIII, give 'em a voice box, and it could be a buddy cop comedy.
- A Fraser/Bello/Hannah/Ford (no, not that one) fourth-movie. Maybe set in Peru, as the ass-whoppingly lazy title card that finished the third one set up. Pro: without Weisz, who definitely ain't coming back, alas, Fraser is the series. Con: he's also pretty expensive, and might not care.
- A Fraser/Bello WW2 Nazi-kickin' flick. Pro: spotlight on Rick, punching Nazis is always fun. Con: he's already married, and they already did the bored-spouses stuff in TotDE; unfavorable comparisons with Raiders and Last Crusade guaranteed.
- A Luke Ford Alex O'Connell spin-off solo pic. Pro: could be modestly budgeted, and a potential franchise rebooter... again. Con: lukewarm reception to his TotDE performance; possible backlash if no Fraser, character already has a girlfriend (though she could always be forgotten). Pic would likely have to be airtight like the first Mummy to have a chance.
- Reboot/prequel focusing on Rick before Mummy 1. Pro: Rick is badass, he lives in classic Indy times. Con: without a supernatural element, would anyone care?
- Fraser/Nathan Fillion as Indiana Jones WW2 team-up pic. Pro: duh! Winning! Con: you and what George Lucas-controlling hypnotist army?
- Oded Fehr (Ardeth Bay from the first two movies) solo action pic. Pro: He's a total badass, and Muslim, too: sensitivity points; good for West-Middle East relations. Con: his character is pretty closely linked to Imhotep, and we've all had about enough of him; it'd be hard to do a sexy romance subplot without alienating Middle Eastern audiences. Maybe a solo Ardeth WW2 pic?
One sees the problems with all these, and why there hasn't been any movement or even news on the franchise in three years. Hell, I love the crap out of The Mummy, and even I waited to Netflix TotDE.
While I'd definitely give an Alex-centric Ford spin-off movie a ticket-buying chance if the reviews were good, as much as I love Fraser's Rick, the best solution may be to take a page from The Mummy, which lovingly riffed on the Indy franchise, and introduce a whole new 1930s adventurer. Maybe tease an O'Connel reference or put in a short Rick or Jonathan cameo, but otherwise start clean, and have fun. We could always use more 1930s swashbucklers, right?
Okay, so here's my last, best suggestion:
- A whole new 1930s adventurer, possibly very vaguely tied in to The Mummy. Possibly starring Fillion. Or maybe a badass female adventuress? AFAIK, Tomb Raider has always been a present-day affair, so maybe they could riff on Croft, without all that pesky video-game baggage.
Either way, more 1930s-ish pulp adventure, without the nuked fridges, or Tarzan vine-swinging, please.
Get on it, Univ.
