QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[6079SmithW]

HOPEFULLY THE FISHES ARE A MIX OF ILL-TEMPERED MUTATED SEA BASS AND SHARKS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

I DOUBT THEY'D EAT HIS SORRY ASS...EVEN SHARKS WITH LASER BEAMS ON THEIR FRICKIN' HEADS HAVE TASTE!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

MAYBE SATAN'S CHEWING ON BIN LADEN, LIKE HE ALREADY IS DOING TO BRUTUS, CASSIUS AND JUDAS ISCARIOT!!

IT'S IN DANTE'S INFERNO! LOOK IT UP!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

MAYBE SATAN'S CHEWING ON BIN LADEN, LIKE HE ALREADY IS DOING TO BRUTUS, CASSIUS AND JUDAS ISCARIOT!!

IT'S IN DANTE'S INFERNO! LOOK IT UP!!

DON'T CHEW ON THAT, SATAN!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S BEEN!!

 

[cooleddie74]

NEVER PUT A STRANGE BIN LADEN IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

WE NEED TO TURN OSAMA BIN LADEN INTO A MEME NOW THAT HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

IN OTHER NEWS, GENERALISSIMO FRANCISCO FRANCO IS STILL DEAD!!!

SO IS BIN LADEN!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

AND SO ARE FLARED TROUSERS IF YOU ASK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

QUALITY PRODUCTS THAT LAST MORE THAN A YEAR AND WEREN'T MADE OVERSEAS USING CHEAP LABOR?!?!?!?!? DEAD AS BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

THE NEW UNITS OF DEATH:

ONE HUNDRED FLAYED TROUSERS TO A BIN LADEN, 10 BIN LADEN TO A DODO!!

 

[6079SmithW]

VULCAN GETTING DESTROYED?!?!?!? ON THE MAGNITUDE OF 60 BILLION BIN LADENS!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

JJ ABRAMS WEARS LENS FLARED TROUSERS!!

 

[6079SmithW]

AND HE OWNS A DISCO BALL THAT EMITS LENS FALRES AT FULL INTENSITY!!!!!!! I HOPE THE NEXT MOVIE IS RIPE WITH LENS FLARES!!!!!!! I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!!!!!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

IT'S BORING! IT'S DUMB! IT'S COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVANT! GAH!

BORING?!?!?! DUMB?!?!?!? IRRELEVANT?!?!?!? THIS. IS. BRITAIN!!!!!!!!!!

*PRINCE WILLIAM KICKS YOU INTO A PIT*!!!!!!!!!!

I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM TRY! AND YOU!

LET ME GIVE YOU MY DIABOLIC AND DEATHLY LENS FLARE GLARE!

 

[6079SmithW]

NO!!!!! NOT THE LENS FLARE GLARE!!!!!!! A MOVE FAR TOO POWERFUL TO BE WIELDING IN HUMBLE FORUMS SUCH AS THIS!!!!!!

OH, AND I WILL TRY!!!!!!! I COULD TOTALLY PULL A LEONIDAS ON YOU!!!!!!

THIS. IS. STAR TREK!!!!!!!! *KICKS YOU INTO A BLACK HOLE*

 

[Rush Limborg]

THIS!!!

IS!!!

THE ROBAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

(tunderclap makes all posters fall prostrate)

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU WAS ONE OF THE NAVY SEALS WHO CAPPED OSAMA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

^HE KILLED HIM BY GIVING HIM THE ROBAU STARE!!!!!! THE "TWO SHOTS" THING IS A COVERUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^AH! SO THAT'S WHY THEY WON'T RELEASE THE PHOTOS....

 

[Deranged Nasat]

TO MEET THE GLARE OF ROBAU IS INSTANT DEATH...BUT IF ROBAU IS MAD, DEATH IS PREFERABLE!!