I DID HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH MY RICE KRISPIES!!!
I DISTINCTLY HEARD: "SNAP, CRACKLE, FUCK HIM!!!"
I DISTINCTLY HEARD: "SNAP, CRACKLE, FUCK HIM!!!"
QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!
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MY CHADORNEY IS QUIT BOSSY TOO!!
WAKE UP CALL TO THE WORLD!!!
TIME? THIS IS NO TIME TO ARGUE ABOUT TIME! WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME!!
YOU'RE DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES, MADAM, I AM DRUNK, AND YOU ARE UGLY, BUT IN THE MORNING I SHALL BE SOBER!!
^WINSTON CHURCHILL, MASTER OF OWNAGE!!!
MADAM, I MAY BE DRUNK, BUT 
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IF I HAVE TO SEE THAT STUPID PRINCE AND THE TROLLOP HE'S MARRYING ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR I'M GONNA BUST AN ARTERY! GAWD!
REALLY, WHO GIVES A FUCK WHETHER TWO PEOPLE WHO DON'T MATTER AT ALL, WHO MAKE NO DIFFERENCE WHATSOEVER, AND WHO NONE OF US KNOW ANYWAY ARE GETTING MARRIED?
SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME!
(NOT YOU, THE ROYALS)
REALLY, WHO GIVES A FUCK WHETHER TWO PEOPLE WHO DON'T MATTER AT ALL, WHO MAKE NO DIFFERENCE WHATSOEVER, AND WHO NONE OF US KNOW ANYWAY ARE GETTING MARRIED?
SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME!
(NOT YOU, THE ROYALS)
OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!
(THE ROYAL FAMILY WOULD BE MUCH MORE FUN IF THE QUEEN COULD ACTUALLY DO THAT!!)
(THE ROYAL FAMILY WOULD BE MUCH MORE FUN IF THE QUEEN COULD ACTUALLY DO THAT!!)
I AGREE!
HONESTLY I NEVER GOT THE APPEAL OF SCRUTINISING EVERY NOSE-SCRATCHING A ROYAL PERFORMS! SURE, YAY FOR ENGLAND AND ALL THE TOURISTY BUSINESS THIS WEDDING WILL DRAG ALONG IN ITS WAKE, BUT REALLY, WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN CARE?
IT'S BORING! IT'S DUMB! IT'S COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVANT! GAH!
HONESTLY I NEVER GOT THE APPEAL OF SCRUTINISING EVERY NOSE-SCRATCHING A ROYAL PERFORMS! SURE, YAY FOR ENGLAND AND ALL THE TOURISTY BUSINESS THIS WEDDING WILL DRAG ALONG IN ITS WAKE, BUT REALLY, WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN CARE?
IT'S BORING! IT'S DUMB! IT'S COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVANT! GAH!
DEPLOY THE COOLINATORS!!!
BORING?!?!?! DUMB?!?!?!? IRRELEVANT?!?!?!? THIS. IS. BRITAIN!!!!!!!!!!
*PRINCE WILLIAM KICKS YOU INTO A PIT*!!!!!!!!!!
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PRINCE WILLIAM ISN'T ADAPTING WELL TO MARRIED LIFE!! IT'S ONLY BEEN 12 HOURS!!
PRINCE WILLIAM ISN'T ADAPTING WELL TO MARRIED LIFE!! IT'S ONLY BEEN 12 HOURS!!
I COULD ACTUALLY IMAGINE PRINCE HARRY DOING THAT--HE'S MORE BRASH AND BOMBASTIC....
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE--I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS WHOLE THING! STYLE IS THE THING!
AS THE BARD SAID, "ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE, AND ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN, MERELY PLAYERS!"
IN SUCH A PLAY AS LIFE...STYLE IS THE KEY--AND IF THERE'S ONE THING NO ONE CAN ACCUSE BRITISH ROYALTY OF LACKING...IT'S STYLE!!!
KAH-PEESH???
RISE, SIR RUSH, KNIGHT OF THE REALM!!
PRINCE HARRY GOT DRUNK AND FINDS THIS THREAD ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRINCE HARRY IS A MARY SUE!!
OH WAIT........WRONG THREAD!!!!!! SORRY!!!!!!!!!
OH WAIT........WRONG THREAD!!!!!! SORRY!!!!!!!!!
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