Movie Caption Contest #190: Who's the Boss?

[Rat Boy]

Now look here, it's time for another caption contest. First, let's pour some drinks for...

No, seriously, what the hell is he wearing?

McCoy: Jim?

Kirk: Yes Bones?

McCoy: What the hell am I wearing??

Could be worse: the voice could be Val Kilmer...

Picard: "...and you can see here in the schematics that it will have a number of nifty gadgets built in."

Hasselhoff: "Does the car have to talk, though? That might get annoying..."

And now for some reason I have Journey's "Lights" stuck in my head...

Picard: "Geordi, it's just a bloody dimmer switch, stop playing with it and turn the fukkin' lights back on."

LaForge: "Sorry."




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Congratulations to the winners. This week, Morrow again demonstrates that he never watched a single episode of TOS and it's another episode of Janeway being Janeway. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Morrow: "Really? 40 years, not 20?"

Kirk: "You're not the first. Mendez actually thought I was the same age as Chris Pike."

Janeway: "Look, buddy, I didn't need an android to save me from the Queen."

Picard: "No, just your wrinkly old future self." *quickly cuts the transmission* "BOO-YEAH!"

 

[bullethead]

Morrow: Look Jim, I know it's not the old Enterprise, but it's the best we can do.
Kirk: I'll never step foot about that abomination.
Morow: Jim, the Abramsprise-
Kirk: The Abramsprise? I was talking about the Excelsior.

The first sign of alien possession Picard noticed was the fact that Janeway was smiling. Janeway never smiles unless someone has just died or is about to be sent to their death.

Picard: Number One, it looks like those aliens that hollowed Commander Remmick have returned.
Riker: Well, at least it'll be more interesting than fighting a younger clone of you.

 

[T'Girl]

blip ... blip ... BLOOP ... blip ... blip ... blip ... BLOOP ... blip ...

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Give me back the Enterprise, with Scotty's help-

Morrow: Only if you promise not to blow it up.

Kirk: No deal.

Janeway: I'm an Admiral now!

Picard: And the Crew of Voyager has never been happier.

 

[UssGlenn]

Guy standing in back: "Oh, so that's where V'ger stashed the Epsilon 9 station."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Do you like my new desktop wallpaper, Numbah One? God, she's hawt!"

Kirk: "I swore myself to secrecy about this, but I've just got to tell someone! I know where Zefram Cochrane is!!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Morrow: "My jacket?"

Kirk: "Yeah... can I borrow it for a bit?"

Janeway: "Jean Luc, how would you like a trip to Romulus?"

Picard: "About as much as you'd like another trip to the Delta Quadrant."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Both (thinking) Now I remember why I quit Chat Roulette.

 

[Candlelight]

"Sir... how about a shag? With Scotty's help we could-"
"Out of the question, my friend"

Picard: "Still using a 4:3 screen, Kathryn?"
Janeway: "Still a Captain, Jean-Luc?"
Picard: "Touche"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Janeway: "Me? Borg Invasion 4D. What do you have, some Shakespeare crap? Booooring."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

"Sir... how about a shag? With Scotty's help we could-"
"Out of the question, my friend"

"You two would never stand the pounding, and you know it.

 

[Captain Crow]

Stewart: Oh, dear. Someone from one of the lesser liked Trek shows. This doesn't bode well for this movie.

Mulgrew: It could be worse. You could be talking to Bakula instead of me.

Stewart: Good point.

 

[Amaris]

You all know he watches it.

 

[Candlelight]

"Sir... how about a shag? With Scotty's help we could-"
"Out of the question, my friend"

"You two would never stand the pounding, and you know it.

"What about that sexy ensign Vasquez, maybe we could-"
"Jim, Vasquez is 20 years old!"

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: I had a great "Morrow" joke, but I can't remember it.
MORROW: You'll remember it tomorrow.
KIRK: That was it!

PICARD: Admiral Janeway? Phhht! As. If.

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "I'm...worried. I think I'm suffering from...E D."

Morrow: "E D? Jim, you know we've had viagra for about 300 years, right?"

 

[Mistral]

Janeway: "They made me an admiral."

Picard: " 'They' made the Pet Rock and Swiffer Sweeps, too. I wouldn't get too excited if I were you."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: So then, we beamed down to Regula and who was waiting for me, but the son I'd never met!

Morrow: Jim, if you want me to take your request to get the Enterprise seriously, stop putting in all the soap opera stuff!

Janeway: How would you like a trip to Romulus?

Picard: How the mighty have fallen. They've got Admirals doing ads for travel websites now.

 

[Distorted Humor]

Kirk: So, I was reading this Benny Russell short story from the 1950s from earth, Good stuff, large war, cute trills, and the works.

Morrow: You too old to be chasing cute Trills James.

Kirk: you are never too old to go after cute Trills, just make sure Star Fleet medical never goes over the fact they have slugs in them.

Picard: If you don't get your way, what are you going to do, self destruct starfleet HQ?