PICARD: "...and this is some of my favorite vacation footage from Risa. See, there were these time traveling aliens from the future looking for this device...and I happened to get in their way..."
Movie Caption Contest #189: Gifts
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PICARD: "...and this is some of my favorite vacation footage from Risa. See, there were these time traveling aliens from the future looking for this device...and I happened to get in their way..."
MCCOY: Glad you like the booze, Jim.
But don't drink it too fast. I'M gonna need a few swigs of that stuff if you expect me to stare at this furniture.
McCoy: "Dammit, Jim, other people have birthdays; why are we treating yours like a goddamn funeral?! You better get off your ass before you turn into part of this moldy collection of antiques of yours!"
Kirk: "You're a mean drunk, Bones, you know that?"
McCoy: "Dammit, Jim, other people have birthdays; why are we treating yours like a goddamn funeral?! You better get off your ass before you turn into part of this moldy collection of antiques of yours!"
MCCOY: But enough about your ex girlfriends...
Picard: "As you can see here she has 24 decks and is almost 700 metres long."
Anij: "I count 26 decks"
Picard: "You want your worthless ass saved or not?"
Anij: Actually, it could be 29, with a long chasm that goes an extra hundred meters or so.
Picard: SHUT UP!
"Didn't that fight take place on deck 8? So the chasm could theorhetically be a plausible-"
"Picard to Enterprise, one to beam up, target all weapons onto my current coordinates and fire once I'm clear."
Picard: "As you can see here she has 24 decks and is almost 700 metres long."
Anij: "I count 26 decks"
Picard: "You want your worthless ass saved or not?"
Anij: Actually, it could be 29, with a long chasm that goes an extra hundred meters or so.
Picard: SHUT UP!
"Didn't that fight take place on deck 8? So the chasm could theorhetically be a plausible-"
"Picard to Enterprise, one to beam up, target all weapons onto my current coordinates and fire once I'm clear."
Anij: Didn't the Enterprise already leave orbit to go contact the Federation Council?
Picard: Okay, I'm joining up with the Son'a now, you're on your own.
That other guy: "Aren't the Son'a just comprised of a couple of warships and rulers that require facelifts?"
Picard: "Aren't the Baku just a bunch of white's only country club tennis players?"
That other guy: "Touche"
"Don't worry, Bones.
Chrissy and Janet won't be home for a few more hours. And Mr. Roper's on vacation this week."
ANIJ: Nice iPad.
PICARD: Thanks.
Touch it...and I break your hand.
Bones: Damn it Jim, what the hell is the matter with you? Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?
Kirk: I'm just not used to having Romulan Ale with a man in assless chaps.
Picard: In 300 years, you've never seen Goatse?
Anij: I just haven't got around to it yet.
MCCOY: And the women you take here actually put out?
Kirk: "Actually, I usually do pretty well with priceline. I don't know what happened this time."
McCoy: "Pretty impressive sailing ship model you've got there, Jim!"
Kirk: "I used to have two of them. FYI, they don't float."
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