DS9 Caption Contest #28: This has gotta be a canon violation...

[Mistral]

Ivanova:"Ew, Marcus, what is that you're eating?"

Marcus: "Something new that Chef just got onboard. It's called g'ahk."

Franklin: "Jesus Christ! It moved!"

 

[Isis]

Zathras: "I have a nephew who would be perfect for you."

 

[LeadHead]

Zathras: That was not Zathras. That was Zathras. Zathras would have told you about Zathras earlier, but the scene was too confusing, so it was cut from the episode.

 

[Distorted Humor]

First CGI Special effects, now CGI food...

Sorry, your name is not on the list, so you can't get in the club, but your wife can, since she is hot.

What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Yes, I know I don't write that much, but this women came on board and became my Muse...

Sometimes, what has been seen cannot be unseen.

What does "Rick Rolled" mean?

The Aristocrats!

(Only funny if you know the joke or seen the movie)

 

[LeadHead]

Sheridan wasn't happy when Marcus cut his hair back in Season 4.

 

[Isis]

Sheridan: "Well, I'm glad we had to make this trip to Earth. It's given me a great opportunity to show you and Delenn the sights."

Lennier (to self): "Boy, that Statue of Liberty is hot."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

 

[Isis]

Vir: "We may look ridiculous with this hair, but the reception makes HD radio look like stone-knives and bear-skins."

 

[Isis]

Londo: "For the umpteenth time, my name is Londo, not Lando. Can't you keep your science fiction franchises straight?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Sheridan: "Nice Halloween costume, Marcus. What are you supposed to be, the bad guy from The Princess Bride?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Zathras: Can Zathras stick his finger in butt crack?

 

[Isis]

Londo: "Even though I still get plenty of compliments on my hair, I have to admit I'm beginning to tire of it. Vir, what are your thoughts on the mullet?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

(drumbeat)

LONDO: I'm MC Londo from Centauri Prime...

(scratching)

I'm tops on the station at busting rhymes...

(scratching)

G'Kar so jealous he cant keep time...

(scratching)

LONDO: DJ Vir, ya'll!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Ivanova: "Look, you don't need keep trying to explain it to me! I get it! It's just not funny!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Zathras: "Look, Zathras has invite, is coming as Davy Crockett."

Ivanova: "I don't care if you're Fred Flintstone. Until you get that thing deloused, you're not getting into the party."

 

[LeadHead]

This Journey has ended, another beckons, time to go back to DS9 now.