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License plate and bumper sticker wins and fails

My godson forwarded this e-mail to me today. I think it fits with the general theme of this thread:
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The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.''

Priceless.
In my humble opinion, people like the above are why many folks have a low opinions of Christians. I truly wish more of us (of all beliefs) would practice what we preach.
 
Neither a license plate nor a bumper sticker but still an automotive fail.

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Where I'm from, when there are several bumper stickers on the back of one vehicle it's always full of bitterness and hatred, and the driver might as well list his or her political affiliation underneath religion the next time a form is being filled out.
 
what am i looking at?

It's a Mid/Late 90s Caprice classic with a custom paint-job, low profile tires and oversized rims. The key thing is it was also given a "lift" job. It's not easy to tell from the picture put it should still be apparent it doesn't ride like a car the thing was as tall as a truck.
 
Bumper sticker I saw this morning:
"I may be old, but I got to see all the good bands!"
 
Saw on the back of a tractor-trailer this morning:

"Don't tell my folks I'm a truck driver...they think I'm a piano player in a whore house."

As a friend to many truck drivers, I'll be sharing this one early and often, and I know they'll laugh.
 
Where I'm from, when there are several bumper stickers on the back of one vehicle it's always full of bitterness and hatred, and the driver might as well list his or her political affiliation underneath religion the next time a form is being filled out.

It always seems to be the same here, too.

I never like seeing a peace sign a car, because usually it's a label that screams "ROAD RAGE DRIVER." ;)

(BTW...wow. I can't believe I've created a thread with this kind of staying power! I think this is a first!)
 
My plates when i was driving my taurus:

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I was often asked if i was a trekkie or if i hiked a lot. :lol:


These days i just have my alma mater sticker and trek fish:

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Saw a bumper sticker recently that cracked me up...unfortunately could not get a picture.

"SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL COLLISION CENTER: USE YOUR CELL PHONE."

What a funny way to make a point about texting/talking and driving!

(This was actually on a collision center's truck.)
 
A friend of mine, tagged his fiancée's flame red Ford Ka with the following sticker:

"In case a man is driving this vehicle: The missus kicked me out and took my car."

To prove the truth in the above mentioned sticker. His fiancée gave him an ultimatum a few days ago, sell his Audi, or sleep somewhere else. So i'm buying an 1990 Audi V8 in a few weeks. Mmm, an E85 converted 3.6 lit V8 with 320bhp, modified suspension and leather/wood interior... *drool*

Also i'll finally be able to use my favorite sticker: "Your dream, my reality" (Didn't really fit on a 1999 Skoda Felicia...)
 
^:wtf: I'm confused. Why on Earth would an Audi be a breaking point for her?!?

Also, I've got a few more license plates, and surprisingly, none are space related! :lol:

ARMSDLR
CRYPTO (Sorry Misfit Toy, I doubt it's related to Superdog! :D )
ABYNRML

That last one also had the appropriate scene from Young Frankenstein taped in his back window! :lol:
 
I was behind this truck last time I was in Austin, the driver had completely covered the tailgate with all kinds of pro-gun, vote Republican stickers, and in the middle of it all, was my new favorite bumper sticker.

"My Ship Finally Came In, But It Was the Kobayashi Maru!"

Wish I had gotten a picture of it, but the digital camera wasn't handy.
Love this one! :rommie:
 
^:wtf: I'm confused. Why on Earth would an Audi be a breaking point for her?!?

Also, I've got a few more license plates, and surprisingly, none are space related! :lol:

ARMSDLR
CRYPTO (Sorry Misfit Toy, I doubt it's related to Superdog! :D )
ABYNRML

That last one also had the appropriate scene from Young Frankenstein taped in his back window! :lol:

Arms Dealer??? :lol:

But the best one is "Abby Normal." Man, that was an AWESOME movie.
 
^:wtf: I'm confused. Why on Earth would an Audi be a breaking point for her?!?

Well, Oskar and I have spent the last three weeks converting it to E85, its too big, its too old, its unsafe... I could go on, but I'll just summarize it into two words: She's pregnant. And trust me, you don't want to mess with a pregnant woman.

Just to point out, the car is in perfect condition, regardless of its age. I've made sure of that myself. Spent the last two years rebuilding it.

Welcome to the club!

(B6 S4 owner)

Thanks, mate. Besides, Audis run in the family. Basically every relative of mine has once owned one.
 
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