Please play safe!

[Therin of Andor]

The Penetrator by Therin of Andor, on Flickr

"To boldly glow where no one's gone before!" The Penetrator: a glow-in-the-dark novelty condom featuring the USS Enterprise of "Star Trek".

The box say it's made in England for Gasworks Inc., Fort Lauderdale, Florida, USA.

 

[Gepard]

Y...yay?

 

[BlobVanDam]

A Star Trek themed condom? So I guess it's just for show, then?

 

[Misfit Toy]

Umm...are those teeth?

 

[T'Girl]

Saucer section shaped for her ... enjoyment?

 

[Satyrquaze]

Don't enter into the Ponn Farr madness without it!

 

[AstroSmurf]

What an odd thing to do to a condom. I can just make out the shape of the nacelles while the saucer is very prominent. But, if the packaging had not made it clear what I was supposed to be looking at, I would have no idea that was their intention. To the non-Trek-fan it probably looks like something a mutant would use... or a Klingon prophylactic to the informed. And to the hardcore canon junkie, it is a canon-violation. The Enterprise saucer never had bumps along the leading edge of its saucer.

 

[Misfit Toy]

^The bumps look like saw teeth...

 

[AstroSmurf]

^ And no male wants to think "penis" and "power saw" at the same time. *shudder*

 

[BlobVanDam]

I don't think I could resist the urge to hum the TMP theme as I entered spacedock with that on.

 

[Merky]

I would not want that in me.

The box say it's made in England for Gasworks Inc., Fort Lauderdale, Florida, USA.

Of course it'd have to be from the area I live in. Stay classy, South Florida.

 

[Satyrquaze]

I don't think I could resist the urge to hum the TMP theme as I entered spacedock with that on.

Quote Picard while you're at it:

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

 

[thumbtack]

You took it out of the package! It's worthless now!

 

[6079SmithW]

I don't think I could resist the urge to hum the TMP theme as I entered spacedock with that on.

Quote Picard while you're at it:

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

"I hate to break it to ya, baby, but a lot of guys have already 'boldy gone'."

 

[Paradon]

Yikes! Is all I can say!

 

[GNDN]

The DOORS, Mr. Scott!

 

[Therin of Andor]

You took it out of the package! It's worthless now!

Hey, I only used it once and sealed it back up straight away. No one would ever know!

 

[Myasishchev]

Don't enter into the Ponn Farr madness without it!

The true horror dawns when you accept that the condom fits the native Vulcanian like a glove.

 

[Therin of Andor]

The true horror dawns when you accept that the condom fits the native Vulcanian like a glove.

You heard about the alien with five penises? His condom always fitted like a glove.

 

[Myasishchev]

^_^