Please play safe!

[Nerys Ghemor]

I don't think I could resist the urge to hum the TMP theme as I entered spacedock with that on.

Quote Picard while you're at it:

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

"I hate to break it to ya, baby, but a lot of guys have already 'boldy gone'."

Wouldn't that be "boldly come"?





(Oh dear...I can't believe I just wrote that.)

 

[Merky]

These pick up lines would totally kill the mood.

 

[GNDN]

"Spacedock, you have control"
"Affirmative... Enjoy the ride, and welcome home"

 

[sbk1234]

Looks like a pizza cutter.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Something far more likely to be of use to the average fan than a condom.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

So much for the Enterprise being a refreshingly non-phallic variation on the starship...

Then again, the saucer is the perfect shape for this. Any "enterprising" fans want to jump on a new business opportunity?

(I hope nobody takes offense at my link to the Lenscrafters of Eeeebel(TM).)

 

[Myasishchev]

It's pretty cool, pretty empowering, right.

But I like how they use "pre-cum" as if it is a medical term.