Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

[Candlelight]

I went onto FanFiction.Net to have a browse and see if there was any decent TF G1 fanfic and was stunned to see how much slash was there! I mean, robots shouldn't do that!

There was one which I thought wasn't slash, started reading and ended up hearing about Thundercracker kissing Ratchet.

FOR F**KS SAKE!!

I did manage to find a good one (about Skywarp being tested by Megatron to see if he was worthy of joining the Decepticon ranks) but they were few and far between.

I have never used this term before, and I don't usually agree with it, but... I think my childhood just got raped.

 

[Timby]

I went onto FanFiction.Net

This is where you went wrong.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

This is why I don't read fan fiction... except on this site

 

[Holdfast]

There was one which I thought wasn't slash, started reading and ended up hearing about Thundercracker kissing Ratchet.
...
I have never used this term before, and I don't usually agree with it, but... I think my childhood just got raped.

You think you have it bad? Just think how Ratchet feels about this.

 

[Admiral_Young]

There is slash for almost everything now and yeah...never read fan fiction on fan fiction.net lol.

 

[Avalon]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour


http://xkcd.com/305/

 

[Gepard]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour


http://xkcd.com/305/

Rule 34: no exceptions.

 

[DeafPoet]

Topless Robot runs hilariously awful fan fiction porn every friday. They ran one last year that was Transformers/Star Wars crossover porn featuring Optimus Prime and R2-D2. If you're hoping the fact that Artoo looks like a butt plug is going to be overlooked by the author, you're going to be disappointed.

It's the most insane thing I've ever read and I won't link to it because it makes my soul filthy.

 

[Candlelight]

There is slash for almost everything now and yeah...never read fan fiction on fan fiction.net lol.

I've written for it, but only Dr Who and NuBSG.

AND NEVER SLASH!

 

[Dream]

I dare you to search "Kiss Players Transformers" on google.

Japan is sick!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

BRAIN BLEACH!!!

 

[Allyn Gibson]

Topless Robot runs hilariously awful fan fiction porn every friday. They ran one last year that was Transformers/Star Wars crossover porn featuring Optimus Prime and R2-D2. If you're hoping the fact that Artoo looks like a butt plug is going to be overlooked by the author, you're going to be disappointed.

I don't remember that one. I do remember the one Topless Robot mocked that starred Optimus Prime and Slave Leia.

I can never make it through one of the stories they post.

ETA: Now that I've Googled the story I remembered half-reading, it looks like it's the same story you mentioned... Oh, dear...

 

[Trekker4747]

I went onto FanFiction.net....

And were surprised by the results you got?

Awww. You must be new to The Internet.

 

[God Magnus]

I dare you to search "Kiss Players Transformers" on google.

Japan is sick!

Specifically, google the Manga. :shiver:

 

[Candlelight]

I dare you to search "Kiss Players Transformers" on google.

Japan is sick!

Oh that is just... bleargh!!

 

[Candlelight]

You must be new to The Internet.

What is a 'Tubgirl'?

 

[Holdfast]

I dare you to search "Kiss Players Transformers" on google.

Japan is sick!

Specifically, google the Manga. :shiver:

I blame you for my nightmares.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Any talk of Transformers and sex makes me think of this:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNp8QwrQV_Q[/yt]

 

[Candlelight]

Any talk of Transformers and sex makes me think of this:

I'm more worried about the footage of Cliffjumper and Mirage 'playing about' at the end of Traitor.

 

[Agent Richard07]

Do a Google image search for arcee elita one sex without quotes.