Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

[Unicron]

I dare you to search "Kiss Players Transformers" on google.

Japan is sick!

Specifically, google the Manga. :shiver:

I blame you for my nightmares.

Japan is a very, very strange country. Incidentally, I like how the TF wiki (Teletraan-1) makes a lot of fun of KISS Players, as well as the franchise in general.

 

[Merky]

I went onto FanFiction.Net to have a browse and see if there was any decent TF G1 fanfic and was stunned to see how much slash was there! I mean, robots shouldn't do that!

There was one which I thought wasn't slash, started reading and ended up hearing about Thundercracker kissing Ratchet.

FOR F**KS SAKE!!

I did manage to find a good one (about Skywarp being tested by Megatron to see if he was worthy of joining the Decepticon ranks) but they were few and far between.

I have never used this term before, and I don't usually agree with it, but... I think my childhood just got raped.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Okay, I'll admit it: that shocks even me.

 

[Arpy]

The first thing I thought after reading the title...well, after, "Fucking internet. Okay, let's go," is that the Optimus/Megatron rivalry kinda works as long-ago lovers who can't let go of ancient spurn.

 

[Broccoli]

Screw that. I want to know what is going on in the world of My Immortal.

 

[Trekker4747]

So, how do two giant robots/machines kiss, cuddle, have sex, etc. and does Optimus take it up the tailpipe?

 

[Greylock Crescent]

 

[hyzmarca]

The first thing I thought after reading the title...well, after, "Fucking internet. Okay, let's go," is that the Optimus/Megatron rivalry kinda works as long-ago lovers who can't let go of ancient spurn.

There is this one explicit fan-comic in which Optimus Prime rapes Megatron. It's played as the the result of millions of years of UST combined with millions of years of betrayal.

 

[Merky]

So, how do two giant robots/machines kiss, cuddle, have sex, etc. and does Optimus take it up the tailpipe?

If Optimus Prime can have prostate cancer, he can have robot buttsex.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

 

[Merky]

hahahahahhahahahahaha i actually lol'd irl

 

[B.J.]

On deviantArt, it's hard to find a Starscream pic that *isn't* slash!

 

[Holdfast]

The first thing I thought after reading the title...well, after, "Fucking internet. Okay, let's go," is that the Optimus/Megatron rivalry kinda works as long-ago lovers who can't let go of ancient spurn.

There is this one explicit fan-comic in which Optimus Prime rapes Megatron. It's played as the the result of millions of years of UST combined with millions of years of betrayal.

Fandom is a magical thing.

 

[Trekker4747]

So, how do two giant robots/machines kiss, cuddle, have sex, etc. and does Optimus take it up the tailpipe?

If Optimus Prime can have prostate cancer, he can have robot buttsex.

He should become the Wilford Brimley of colonoscopies.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Topless Robot runs hilariously awful fan fiction porn every friday. They ran one last year that was Transformers/Star Wars crossover porn featuring Optimus Prime and R2-D2. If you're hoping the fact that Artoo looks like a butt plug is going to be overlooked by the author, you're going to be disappointed.

It's the most insane thing I've ever read and I won't link to it because it makes my soul filthy.

There's a Pokemon one that wins for worst ever, though.

 

[Candlelight]

 

[Broccoli]

So, how do two giant robots/machines kiss, cuddle, have sex, etc. and does Optimus take it up the tailpipe?

If Optimus Prime can have prostate cancer, he can have robot buttsex.

But he's a robot and he can't get cancer. But you do. AND YOU CAN!

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Someone owes me a new gut! I busted mine. Slash makes me laugh.

 

[Pingfah]

I thought this would be about the guitarist. Now there's a toy I might buy, perhaps he could transform into a bottle of Jack Daniels.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]