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You and your ideal wang

As a consumer of penises, what is your ideal model?

  • Hetero/bi female: below 3 in.

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Hetero/bi female: 3-4 in.

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Hetero/bi female: 4-5 in.

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Hetero/bi female: 5-6 in.

    Votes: 5 13.5%
  • Hetero/bi female: 6-7 in.

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • Hetero/bi female: 7-8 in.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hetero/bi female: 8-9 in.

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Hetero/bi female: above 9 in.

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Homo/bi male: below 3 in.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Homo/bi male: 3-4 in.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Homo/bi male: 4-5 in.

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Homo/bi male: 5-6 in.

    Votes: 3 8.1%
  • Homo/bi male: 6-7 in.

    Votes: 8 21.6%
  • Homo/bi male: 7-8 in.

    Votes: 4 10.8%
  • Homo/bi male: 8-9 in.

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • Homo/bi male: above 9 in.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I only like the Holy Ghost in me

    Votes: 7 18.9%

  • Total voters
    37
Every time I see this I'm reminded of the little ryme to tell the ladies
"Long and thin goes further in But short and thick does the trick!"

Or the joke about a guy showing up at the door with no arms and legs and his answer is "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

Be sides it not how much you have but what you do with it.
 
That map is a joke.

I just had a talk about it last week with some friends. Asians are smaller, sorry that part is true.

However if the USA is founded by Europeans, then had slaves from Africa and now have Mexicans coming over the border how is it possible that all the places have cocks bigger than the USA? It doesn't make sense.
 
That map is a joke.

I just had a talk about it last week with some friends. Asians are smaller, sorry that part is true.

However if the USA is founded by Europeans, then had slaves from Africa and now have Mexicans coming over the border how is it possible that all the places have cocks bigger than the USA? It doesn't make sense.

Once they actually get to the US the focus tends to shift from the size of their penis to the size of their car ;) :p
 
That map is a joke.

I just had a talk about it last week with some friends. Asians are smaller, sorry that part is true.

However if the USA is founded by Europeans, then had slaves from Africa and now have Mexicans coming over the border how is it possible that all the places have cocks bigger than the USA? It doesn't make sense.

Once they actually get to the US the focus tends to shift from the size of their penis to the size of their car ;) :p

Just because they have a nice car doesn't make their cocks shrink. They buy nice cars because they have small cocks, but if they had small cocks before they came here (because cocks don't normally shrink depending on the country :lol:) then this map is even more fucked up.

I have a theory...

30% of the USA can't name the VP, many Americans can't find Afghanistan on a map. I'm thinking the people that "study" talked to just can't measure correctly. :lol:
 
(because cocks don't normally shrink depending on the country :lol:)
Throughout the centuries small dicked men have all been dreaming about a place where they are judged by the size of something else. Once such a place existed the mass-migration started :p
 
Exactly. It just seems like it would be very uncomfortable for both parties.
 
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