You and your ideal wang

[bigdaddy]

I know! It's one thing if you have a 5-6 inch cock soft that grew much bigger, but to have a 13 inch soft cock??! What the hell is the good in that?

I dated a guy and he wouldn't be naked soft because he thought he was "small", he was normal, and was really nice hard (7ish I guess, could have had a thicker head), but why would anyone want such a long cock? Like the video had, peeing is a bitch in some places for me because of poor planning (we need it for a wheel chair but a normal size guy is too tall.) nevermind if you have a third leg for a cock.

Plus he's not very attractive guy either.

 

[Amaris]

I know! It's one thing if you have a 5-6 inch cock soft that grew much bigger, but to have a 13 inch soft cock??! What the hell is the good in that?

I dated a guy and he wouldn't be naked soft because he thought he was "small", he was normal, and was really nice hard (7ish I guess, could have had a thick head), but why would anyone want such a long cock? Like the video had, peeing is a bitch in some places for me because of poor planning (we need it for a wheel chair but a normal size guy is too tall.) nevermind if you have a third leg for a cock.

Plus he's not very attractive guy either.

Yep. There's such a thing as too big in cases like that. Plus, anytime he gets aroused he probably passes out!

 

[Squiggy]

This thread makes me feel very good about myself.

 

[trekkiedane]

Yep. There's such a thing as too big in cases like that. Plus, anytime he gets aroused he probably passes out!

Also a good thing he's not wearing glasses; whenever he gets an erection he would be bound to break them!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

This thread makes me feel very good about myself.

Is this thread giving you a big head?

 

[MANT!]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwOYJ2ctPsQ[/yt]

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Wow that's awesome. Major vibes of Duke Nukem 3D.

 

[Squiggy]

This thread makes me feel very good about myself.

Is this thread giving you a big head?

Not my thing.



Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Oh i know. I just like teasing you, Squiggs.

 

[T'Girl]

http://kotaku.com/#!5485299/video-game-blogger-has-the-worlds-largest-schlong

It certainly would be interesting to see and handle, but actual sex? I think no.

 

[bigdaddy]

http://kotaku.com/#!5485299/video-game-blogger-has-the-worlds-largest-schlong

It certainly would be interesting to see and handle, but actual sex? I think no.

I'm just gonig to say one word and then go and throw up....

fisting.

 

[Sector 7]

Okay, kiddies, I think I've heard and read enough for one year...

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

http://kotaku.com/#!5485299/video-game-blogger-has-the-worlds-largest-schlong

It certainly would be interesting to see and handle, but actual sex? I think no.

I'm just gonig to say one word and then go and throw up....

fisting.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i think we're done.

 

[Amaris]

Yeah... I think I'm good.

 

[bigdaddy]

I watched a movie with the kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun dealing with 7 year olds fisting a 35 year old.

At that moment a part of me died.

So just saying, a 13+ inch cock or a whole arm? is there a difference?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Yeah i think really it would be more like a curiosity being that big.

 

[Myasishchev]

If I were into that sort of thing, I think I'd give it a shot, for the novelty value.

Maybe this is what the 8 people who voted for the joke option meant by "Holy Ghost." It's not quite omnipresent, but it looks like it gets the job done.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I can't imagine how much something that big would hurt. The most i would do with that would be a hand job.

 

[bigdaddy]

If I were into that sort of thing, I think I'd give it a shot, for the novelty value.

Maybe this is what the 8 people who voted for the joke option meant by "Holy Ghost." It's not quite omnipresent, but it looks like it gets the job done.

If you get fucked by too big of a cock you can literally die. Some guy made a horse fuck him, ripped him a new one for real and he died.

 

[Myasishchev]

I'd expect a large part of that is because the horsecock was backed up by an actual horse.

I'm no expert in these things. First sign of trouble, of course, I'm bailing.