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Whatever happened to Starship Exeter?

[shows up wearing only a red cape and a pair of Superman briefs and carrying a bottle of champagne and two glasses]

Am I too later for the nudity?

[stops a lone guy strolling through a curving corridor]

Pardon me, buddy, do you know where the nudity went?

Deck five, Captain's quarters. ;)

If you're quoting Chekov from TMP, it's "Deck Five, Keptin. Officer's Quarters."
 
Enough with the nudity, please. If you need a nudity fix, go read a Playboy.
Playboy?? Pfffft! That kid's stuff.

When did Star Trek fans become so prudish?

Bring on Nude Trek!

Oh, it's wa-a-a-y beyond that.

One of the weirdest expressions of the "fan film" ethos I've seen is that Hustler Studios production that was released to take advantage of the Star Trek 2009 movie - This Ain't Star Trek. That a lot of the folks involved - certainly the set designers and costumers, and some of the actors - brought an absolutely fannish mentality and enthusiasm to it was pretty obvious.

This link is to an article at Variety.com, and you can't get any more "safe for work" than that, rest assured:

http://weblogs.variety.com/hal/2009/04/star-trek-the-porno-remake-slated-for-may-12-release.html

One thing I'd like to know is who did their artwork for the eye-level displays around the consoles - it looks pretty damned authentic, though the cels are not lined up with the right stations (Uhura's has some engineering diagrams, etc)? You suppose they got it the same place Phase II did?
 
[Does a little searching on Google]

Sasha Grey as a Vulcan?! Giggity!

[clicks on a link]

Awww, crap, they got her ears wrong.

[closes link]
 
Enough with the nudity, please. If you need a nudity fix, go read a Playboy.
Playboy?? Pfffft! That kid's stuff.

When did Star Trek fans become so prudish?

Bring on Nude Trek!

It may be kid's stuff to you, but to others it's tasteful and not offensive. Most of all, it is not trashy like Penthouse.

Anyway, I thought this thread was about Starship Exeter. Not some pornographic version of Star Trek.

DS9Saga, if you have any other pics to help this thread stay on topic, now is the time to post some.
 
Topic, shmopic.. It will be done when it's done. The sets are packed in a garage somewhere, the actors have all gone on with their lives.. It's been years, not months.. Obviously no one is in a hurry to get 'er done, so what else could we talk about??

And honestly, why do you keep dressing down those who are less offended by nudity and sex than you obviously are??

You are bereft of fun, sir!
:(
 
Awww ... leave the poor guy alone. He means well and stuff. Besides, I can't agree more with his efforts to cajole more production stills from DS9Sega. In fact, I'd love to see some behind-the-scenes stuff, too, if some is available.

By the way, DS9Sega ... I know your avatar is supposed to be a Gorn and a human engaged in a passionate encounter, but every time I see the thumbnail from the corner of my eye, my mind registers it as a man vomiting up a giant, green worm-thing. Like the tequila worm from Poltergeist II.

Nah ... not you're fault, it's entirely my own quirk, but I've been looking for an opportunity to share it and now's no better than any other.
 
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Very interesting! I like the use of the wide-angle lens. Lighting is good. Is that a shot with the camera trucking/tracking backward as the Captain walks forward?
 
Topic, shmopic.. It will be done when it's done. The sets are packed in a garage somewhere, the actors have all gone on with their lives.. It's been years, not months.. Obviously no one is in a hurry to get 'er done, so what else could we talk about??

And honestly, why do you keep dressing down those who are less offended by nudity and sex than you obviously are??

You are bereft of fun, sir!
:(


Just to clarify things, I am not offended by nudity(female nudity that is)and sex. I just think that there is a time and a place for it. Be it the physical act or discussion of it.

This BB is not one of those places.

In case you have forgotten, there are women who also visit this board, too. And they may not appreciate such discussions of a carnal nature.

If that brands me as bereft of fun in your eyes, so be it.

Better to be branded as an old fashioned Englishman and gentleman, than as a disrespecting, sex-starved, sexist pig like Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy(a character who should have contracted AIDS/HIV and died a long time back for his sexual promiscous(?)activities).

There is such a thing as being respectful of women. And judging by the remarks that have been made here, it looks as if some have very little respect for the opposite sex.
 
Who decided that nudity is exclusively for the pleasure of men and not women? Are you actually suggesting that someone who contracts AIDS/HIV deserves it??

I think you're the one who is being disrespectful by sullying this free spirited bit of fun that some people have been known to have on a message board.

In case you've forgotten, this is a BBS, not a monastery. Lighten up.
 
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