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Tea...Earl Grey...Hot

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See my above post. It's only bitter when the beans are burned/over-roasted and they've used water that is boiling instead of off the boil.

Perhaps. I've had coffee plenty of times and I've always had to add cream and sugar due to how bitter it was. I prefer tea. Like some gunpowder green tea from the local Asian market. Comes loose in a tin. Delich. The bagged variety is blasphemy.

I bet that I could make you an espresso or cappucino that you would not need milk or sugar in the the former, or sugar in the latter. It depends on the quality of the beans, the roasting (I use a brand that's espresso roasted), and the extraction.
 
I bet that I could make you an espresso or cappucino that you would not need milk or sugar in the the former, or sugar in the latter. It depends on the quality of the beans, the roasting (I use a brand that's espresso roasted), and the extraction.

Perhaps. The last coffee I tried was bagged Dunken Donuts variety. It smelled good but tasted like poo.
 
Perhaps. The last coffee I tried was bagged Dunken Donuts variety. It smelled good but tasted like poo.

Dunken Donuts coffee is an acquired taste. It has a cardboard taste that takes some getting use to. BTW, I'm not only a coffee lover, but also a lover of tea, Earl Gray, hot.
 
I bet that I could make you an espresso or cappucino that you would not need milk or sugar in the the former, or sugar in the latter. It depends on the quality of the beans, the roasting (I use a brand that's espresso roasted), and the extraction.

Perhaps. The last coffee I tried was bagged Dunken Donuts variety. It smelled good but tasted like poo.
The only places to get really good coffee are little independent cafes, not big chains. Oh., yeah, and not drink that filtered stuff, drink proper Italian style coffees. I'm very particular about my coffee. It doesn't matter how good the food is at a cafe/restaurant, if the coffee is not to my taste, I don't go back.
 
I've noticed a trend. When I'm out and about in public not working, I drink Starbucks (or Seattle's Best, a Starbucks Subsidiary). When I'm at work, I drink Coffee, Black. When I'm at home or leaving my house in the morning with a hot drink, I prefer Tea.

The interesting thing is that I don't get black coffee from Starbucks. I don't sweeten my coffee at work. The only place I desire tea is at home... so really it's all about circumstance, and which beverage sets the propery mood.

As for folks talking about coffee being bitter, I think that burnt or not, it is bitter and that is part of its charm. That is, after all, what makes coffee a refined taste. Unlike beverages such as heavily sweetened junk food drinks, Coffee (and to a certain degree tea as well) are an acquired taste.
 
See my above post. It's only bitter when the beans are burned/over-roasted and they've used water that is boiling instead of off the boil.

Perhaps. I've had coffee plenty of times and I've always had to add cream and sugar due to how bitter it was. I prefer tea. Like some gunpowder green tea from the local Asian market. Comes loose in a tin. Delich. The bagged variety is blasphemy.

I bet that I could make you an espresso or cappucino that you would not need milk or sugar in the the former, or sugar in the latter. It depends on the quality of the beans, the roasting (I use a brand that's espresso roasted), and the extraction.

Even when it's not bitter, I just don't like it, and the reason, I have decided, is because I just don't like the taste of coffee. These things happen. I don't even like coffee ice cream, which isn't bitter at all but tastes like, yes, coffee. I don't even like tiramisu, if you can taste the coffee in it, and you can't get many things that have been flavored with coffee to taste less like coffee than tiramisu. So my conclusion: There is nothing that tastes even faintly like coffee that I'm going to like. Tolerate, maybe, but like? Nope. It is just not pleasing to my palate.
 
I do like Earl Grey quite a bit (especially with some kind of cake donut or cookie) but I've been drinking green tea a lot more now that I'm in Japan.
 
I always wondered why he had to be so specific in his replicator order. If Picard aks you for tea, you darn well know what kind of tea he wants!
 
I always wondered why he had to be so specific in his replicator order. If Picard aks you for tea, you darn well know what kind of tea he wants!

Once, after the replicators had just been reprogrammed, Picard asked for tea and got chamomile tea. From then on, he was always very specific--very specific indeed.
 
And at one point, Earl Grey wasn't even programmed in to the ships replicator database. Which I find completely absurd.
 
And absurd it was. For a time, the crew refused to get up in the morning, and then flyers began to show up professing that "A Day Without Earl Grey is A Day Not Worth Getting Up For." After negotiations, it was decided that Stash would be programmed in for the crew, and Bigelow for Captain Picard.
 
I know that green tea ice cream exists, but does Earl Grey? That would most definitely be tasty.
 
Ahhhh, i see. It begs another question though, if he is going to be so specific on every order, then why not specify a temperature? Tea, Earl Grey, 345 Kelvin. Im sure that over time he would have developed a favorite temperature to drink it at.
 
"Tea...Earl Grey...Hot." A cup of tea appears. Picard takes a sip and instantly flings the cup to the floor. Through red, swollen lips he says, "Not THAT hot!" He rolls on the deck groaning and holding his mouth.

Troi steps over to him, "I sense that you are in pain, Captain," she says.

"I sense that you are an irritating Bi...." starts Picard before getting control of himself. "Troi, from now on, you are promoted to my tea taster."

After this promotion, Troi had the Bynars program the food synthesizers to interpret the "Hot" of "Tea...Earl Grey...Hot" as 168 degrees. How it got to 168 degrees fahrenheit is another story.
 
I thought it was in this thread that someone mentioned how nice Darjeeling tea is, but apparently not.

In any case, since seeing that, I've started drinking Darjeeling tea, and it is very tasty. Alas, this comes at the detriment of my Earl Grey tea consumption.
 
One of my favorite Facebook status updates is Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. I've posted it a bunch of times and never fails to get a reaction from all my trek buddies. :)
 
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