TOS Caption Contest #217: The Great Outdoors

[Ssosmcin]

Ensign Ricky: "I knew we had nothing to worry about. Kirk wouldn't have transferred us to security if we were getting laid off."

Ensign Frank: "Why is Mr. Scott suddenly running so fast?"

It was a group effort, but Kahless did double duty.

Spock: "Captain, I assure you, Vulcans do not suffer from attention deficit."
Kirk: "Good, then scan that burning building for..."
Spock: "Ooo, look. Cinnabon!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

It was a group effort, but Kahless did double duty.

May we assume that explains the twin set of claws? Pipius last night, Kahless?

 

[ItsGreen]

Captain, This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning
is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night!
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it...
into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night,
we're sending you back to the future!


(Yea I know, obvious photoshop!)

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Damn. I was sure this next block was going to be where we parked the rental."

Scotty: "I shouldnae have let you guys talk me into this 'great outdoors' excursion. Next time you listen to me and we do the winery tour."

Kirk hated having to be polite and coo over people's vacation photos.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Captain, the Sheriff is incorrect. This town is, in fact, big enough for the both of you.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Captain, This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning
is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night!
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it...
into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night,
we're sending you back to the future!


(Yea I know, obvious photoshop!)

Kirk: "Great Scott!"
Spock: "This is heavy!"
Scott os: "Aye, I know I'm a miracle worker, but I canna change the artificial gravity!"

 

[Gary7]

Col Green: "So this is the new Dunkin Donuts Rock Muffin?"

 

[Mistral]

"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go!
With razor blades and hand grenades, hi ho, hi ho!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

With apologies to LeadHead:

Spock: Captain, the Sheriff is incorrect. This town is, in fact, big enough for the both of you.

Kirk: "Bah! Let him have his dinky little town all to himself! I've got the whole galaxy!"
Rand (sotto voce to McCoy): "Heh! I love it when wimps try to hide their wimpiness with bluster!"
Kirk: "I heard that!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Col Green: I warned you, Kirk, that bourbon and beans was an explosive combination.
Kahless the Great: ... and sticky and smelly.

 

[Ssosmcin]

Kahless was annoyed at his pose: everyone else already used the good hand positions.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:

SHEILDS AND YARNEK!!!!!!*



*Someone has to get reference

 

[Gary7]

^ Looks like Carrot Top underneath that getup.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

I get it. Am I too late?