Clentch your buttock firmly...

[Ar-Pharazon]

Government is way too big & bloated already.

Imagine the "manners police".

 

[tharpdevenport]

An old, stern nun with a ruler?

 

[judge alba]

You know what, I honestly wouldn't mind if public flatulence were made illegal. And why couldn't it be? Yes, it's a natural human function, but so is anal excretion, and you can't plop down and take a shit in the middle of Main Street.

what about down the alleyway?

 

[scotpens]

You know what, I honestly wouldn't mind if public flatulence were made illegal. And why couldn't it be? Yes, it's a natural human function, but so is anal excretion, and you can't plop down and take a shit in the middle of Main Street.

That's elimination, not excretion.

 

[ThankQ]

You know what, I honestly wouldn't mind if public flatulence were made illegal. And why couldn't it be? Yes, it's a natural human function, but so is anal excretion, and you can't plop down and take a shit in the middle of Main Street.

That's elimination, not excretion.

I squat corrected.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

You know what, I honestly wouldn't mind if public flatulence were made illegal. And why couldn't it be? Yes, it's a natural human function, but so is anal excretion, and you can't plop down and take a shit in the middle of Main Street.

what about down the alleyway?

With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl

I think not.

 

[Davros]

I do not see how this law could ever be effectively enforced.

 

[tharpdevenport]

We'll, obviously they'll have to creat a government Flatulence Oversight Committee, and everyone will go going "Ass Green" by not farting, and for everytime you do fart, you'll have to pay some money to carbon credits to offset the pollution you've added to the atmosphere.

 

[Davros]

But how do you accurately determine who farted? Do they use the "he who smelt it dealt it" rule?

 

[tharpdevenport]

C.S.I.: Buttock

Heck, we've had spin-offs everywhere else.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

C.S.I.: Buttock

Heck, we've had spin-offs everywhere else.

"The trail begins at that abandoned warehouse!"
"Well, Frank..." [puts on sunglasses] "... looks like we've picked up the scent!"

http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=csi

 

[The Castellan]

Shows once again that lawmakers are focusing on absolutely nothing.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I predict this law will disappear like a .... you-know-what in the wind.