Star Trek XI Caption Contest #26: Lovey-Dovey

[PikeFan]

Kirk: D@MN!

Galia: What

KIRK: It's Pike's stalker outside the window!

GALIA: I hope she likes what she sees.

Kirk: D@MN Spock, don't suck the life out of her.
Also, cadet Pike, get the hell off Scotty's lap, he needs to concentrate.

ME: Oopsy... I mean Spock and Uhura... I....

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Kirk: Public displays of affection are outlawed on this ship. Unless I'm involved.

*Morning cawfee spew!!!*

Kirk: "Just the buttcheeks?"

M', LOLing

Randi, LoLing and at the same time.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Spock: Mr. Kirk, I am unable to lift Uhura Barbie onto the transporter platform. Please assist me.

 

[Cpt. Porthos]

Kirk: Uhh why do you have a penis?
Gaila: Gota problem?
Kirk: nah you will be dead tomorrow so it wont matter anyway

Kirk(Thinking to himself) Hmm wounder if stds can be transmitted to vulcans.. Oh well we'll know soon enough

 

[Finn]

"Who's Carol?"

"Nobody. She's ugly...and kind of fat now".

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Wait... you did this for a biology experiment?

Gaila: Yeah, how did I do Commander?

Spock: (over comm) Fascinating.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: (thinking) Whoa I gotta work on my Mo-Jo I turned this chick Green

 

[F. King Daniel]

"So... that really is your hair color"

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "WHAT else? We're in your room, we're naked-what else is there?"

Galia: *whisper, whisper, whisper*

Kirk: "No freakin' way! And you can tell this "Sulu" guy I mean it!"

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Kirk (singing under his breath in self-amusement) :

♪ ♫ Spock likes big butts
and he can not lie
You other brothers can't deny...♫ ♪

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Kirk:
Well, yeah -- I can also see that it turned green...
...However, I'd like to refer to it as my "Jolly Green Giant" rather than, as you called it, my "Little Green Sprout".
.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Wait, I thought this was gonna be a threesome.

Gaila: It is, one of my multiple personalities will get involved later.

 

[Nerd unRage]

Kirk: When did Starfleet install kissing booths?

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Yeah I'll just stand here looking at the floor while you two make out. Its not like we have anything important to do.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "And if I don't come back, the stuff in that box under my bunk doesn't belong to me! I'm just holding it for a friend! Honestly!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK ( whispering ): Thanks for doing this, the expression on Kirk's face is priceless.

UHURA (whispering ): Trust me, sticking it to that farm boy is fun for me too!

 

[Bob Karo]

Kirk: I know what I want to have on this St. Paddy's day.