MLB would like a liger please. He could use a friend. 
Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera
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May I have a liger cub, please?
(deep breath...)
Daniel ignores Jenee, grabs a liger cub, gives it to MLB, dives into Crazy Cat Lady's blue box, leaps into the past, goes into the past blue box just as everyone's returning to the present from defeating the aliens, kicks his stowaway duplicate out of that blue box, gets back into his own blue box, double-checks it for copies, finds none, and jumps back to the future...
(*a massive temporal shockwave engulfs Misc Street, causing all the duplicates everywhere to vanish*)
...and Daniel reappears in the present. He then immediately goes to his secret stash left over from his dark days, grabs some C4 and blows the blue box to smithereens.
"No more time travel. Ever. It's nothing but trouble." says Daniel, before wandering upstairs to bed. "Oh, and you fix the window this time, Jenee!!"
Daniel ignores Jenee, grabs a liger cub, gives it to MLB, dives into Crazy Cat Lady's blue box, leaps into the past, goes into the past blue box just as everyone's returning to the present from defeating the aliens, kicks his stowaway duplicate out of that blue box, gets back into his own blue box, double-checks it for copies, finds none, and jumps back to the future...
(*a massive temporal shockwave engulfs Misc Street, causing all the duplicates everywhere to vanish*)
...and Daniel reappears in the present. He then immediately goes to his secret stash left over from his dark days, grabs some C4 and blows the blue box to smithereens.
"No more time travel. Ever. It's nothing but trouble." says Daniel, before wandering upstairs to bed. "Oh, and you fix the window this time, Jenee!!"
By the way, I took Schrodinger's (or however you spell it) cat with me on the trip, bit since I wasn't watching him the whole time I can't prove conclusively if he was really there or not... I'm not even 100% sure he got out before I blew it up...
Oh, wait, there he is... never mind.
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Power nap over, Daniel announces a massive "I saved the entire multiverse" party, to be held in and around the coffee shop. Starting right now.
Free cake!
Oh, wait, there he is... never mind.
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Power nap over, Daniel announces a massive "I saved the entire multiverse" party, to be held in and around the coffee shop. Starting right now.
Free cake!
Ooh, what kind of cake? Or does it need to be tested before consumption?
MLB and his pet liger, O-Dog, would like some cake please.
The cake is actually several cakes. There's vanilla, chocolate, lemon, toffee and coffee flavours. Help yourselves! MLB, you might want to keep O-Dog away from the coffee cake - I don't know how ligers and caffine mix, and I don't want to find out in here.
Tea and coffee (as in, the actual drinks) are half price for the duration of the party
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I have an old karaoke set I can pull out in case anyone wants a go.
Tea and coffee (as in, the actual drinks) are half price for the duration of the party
.I have an old karaoke set I can pull out in case anyone wants a go.
^Cool! I shall use it to entertain you all with my wonderful rendition of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Miss CCL, can I have a liger cub or two please?
Miss CCL, can I have a liger cub or two please?
I wonder how many she has left? The whole street will be overrun with ligers at this rate and I'm not a vet!
You may have two. I have six altogether.
MLB and Kirsten187 can also have a liger each. I only have two to give away know.
That's OK. We both prefer the lemon cake anyway. And milk to go with it, of course.
* Classic RJD is relieved when all of the duplicates disappears, then remembers that scene in Sliders when we couldn't be exactly sure which Professor left through the Wormhole. He looks around at everyone, rubbing his chin and wondering. *
"By the way, Jenee, use bullet proof glass when getting the window fixed this time." says Daniel, on his way out to re-stock party supplies. "If someone wants to trash this place again, they're gonna have to go through the brick wall!"
I can't think what you mean by that statement, dear doctor.
I shall name my liger George, and I shall love him, and hug him, and squeeze him.
^Perhaps someone put poison or similar in the cake?
Thank you, Miss Chicken. I can't decide on a name....
Thank you, Miss Chicken. I can't decide on a name....
Re: Miscellanious Street - The Soap Opera
^The cake's fine! I just saved the universe, I'm not about to start poisoning or drugging it's inhabitants.
Returning from getting more party supplies, Daniel comes across this week's TBBS Times newspaper. Some recognition for his good deeds, perhaps? The headline reads SEXISM ARGUMENT CONTINUES. The rest of the front page articles are about the Superbowl anthem cock-up (still), and advertisements for the deli and free liger cubs. Daniel looks through the whole paper - no mention of him having saved this and every other universe. At all.
Daniel stomps into the kitchen and unpacks the shopping, mumbling profanity the whole time. On the side of the milk carton he just unpacked, there's a picture of Nasat with MISSING written underneath.
^The cake's fine! I just saved the universe, I'm not about to start poisoning or drugging it's inhabitants.
Returning from getting more party supplies, Daniel comes across this week's TBBS Times newspaper. Some recognition for his good deeds, perhaps? The headline reads SEXISM ARGUMENT CONTINUES. The rest of the front page articles are about the Superbowl anthem cock-up (still), and advertisements for the deli and free liger cubs. Daniel looks through the whole paper - no mention of him having saved this and every other universe. At all.
Daniel stomps into the kitchen and unpacks the shopping, mumbling profanity the whole time. On the side of the milk carton he just unpacked, there's a picture of Nasat with MISSING written underneath.
Jenee notices Daniel across the room and walks to the table where he slammed the paper down. Knowing Daniel as she knows him, she figures she should go show him how much she appreciates him. She sets the paper down and walks into the kitchen, then locks the kitchen door ...
Daniel is feeling appreciated.
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