Your Hometown in Haiku

[6079SmithW]

Baltimore, MD
Harbor Place is pretty cool
Hal ya doin', Hon?

 

[MetalPants]

Mispronounced town
Highest drug arrest per capita
In good old Texas

 

[SmoothieX]

Has a nice state park
Sprawling suburb of Boston
Full of illegals

 

[SmoothieX]

A paved-over swamp.
Could a town be more fugly?
And the football sucks.


That should be easy to guess.

East Rutherford, NJ?

 

[KimMH]

I submit mine as a riddle

Valley of flowers
Almost launched the space shuttle
Where did Kes grow up?

not Titusville? I'm not sure why - I thought you were a UKer (Brit)!

Snow, wind, cold and rain
Our skies are grey for so long
Spring is long wished for.

 

[auntiehill]

A paved-over swamp.
Could a town be more fugly?
And the football sucks.


That should be easy to guess.

East Rutherford, NJ?

Nope.

Alright, it's the 4th largest (and most boring) city in the US: Houston, TX.

 

[RoJoHen]

Hmm...I never would have thought of Texas having swamps.

 

[auntiehill]

All of the Houston area is big F***ing swamp, now mostly covered with concrete. But it is indeed a swamp. Most of the Gulf Coast is fairly swampy. We don't have creeks; we have bayous, populated with the occasional alligator or two. The average morning humidity is about 90%.

 

[RoJoHen]

Just looked at a map. I never realized Houston was so close to the coast. I've never been to Texas. But I have been to New Orleans, so I can definitely see how it would be a swamp.

 

[auntiehill]

Texas is big enough to have all different kinds of climates. Houston is the swampy Gulf Coast (hence all the hurricanes), Dallas is a sprawling, Midwestern city and San Antonio is definitely part of the Southwest, in both culture and geography.

Austin is.....well, in it's own little universe. Probably why it's the only city in Texas I like.

I live in 'burbs, about 40+ minutes southwest of Houston. I'm less than an hour from the bay.

 

[Count Zero]

A song by Lou Reed,
Litter on the grey pavement,
The city to be

 

[SmoothieX]

Ass full of pork fat
jiggles like a jello-mold
mouth is flapping too

 

[Thor Damar]

Large Grey dirty city,
miserable people daily commute
useful tube through

 

[auntiehill]

Ass full of pork fat
jiggles like a jello-mold
mouth is flapping too

What the hell town is this?

Isn't that from South Park?

 

[Arrqh]

Jersey: uniform
Label: only one matters
Turnpike: exit 10

 

[Lookingglassman]

Dayton Ohio
The Daytona
You ain't got.

 

[MetalPants]

Inbreeders/Rednecks
Ignorance abounds all over
Please take me from here.

 

[JiNX-01]

Oswego, NY
Lake effect snow storms.
Crazy with cabin fever.
Pray for early spring.​

Mine's a riddle too, though, admittedly, not very difficult.

Wheedle in the sky,
Basking in the pouring rain.
May this be love? Nah.

Um, your "riddle" isn't difficult because your "location" says Brooklyn.

 

[M'Sharak]

I submit mine as a riddle

Valley of flowers
Almost launched the space shuttle
Where did Kes grow up?

Lompoc, sounds like.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

A really small town,
Plain dwarfed by Sacramento
Plain old Placerville.