Archer: (still continuing) "The king of the hill, the high man on the totem pole, the big kahuna, el jefe..."Archer: (continuing) The Big cheese, the top dog, the head honcho...
Archer: "I'm the captain of this ship, the man in charge!
Caption Contest 61: Who Let the Dogs Out?
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Reed - I am going to beat Tucker in this weeks Water Fight. When I was a boy I had 50 of these bad boys. I have built my collection to 1000's. I only have this one on aboard with me.
Sato - Wow thats great....your a virgin aren't you?
Reed (Sighs heavily) - Yes....
Reed - Hold it right there, you Suliban scum!!!
Sato - Er.. Lieutenant...thats your Super Soaker.
Reed - Damn!!
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Later that day...
Reed - I am going to beat Tucker in this weeks Water Fight. When I was a boy I had 50 of these bad boys. I have built my collection to 1000's. I only have this one on aboard with me.
Sato - Wow thats great....your a virgin aren't you?
Reed (Sighs heavily) - Yes....
Reed: "Hey, Hoshi, remember earlier when you asked me if I was a virgin? Perhaps you and T'Pol could--"
Hoshi: "Keep dreaming."
Reed: (hangs his head) "Damn."
REED: So, T'Pol rounds the corner and I'll blast her with it.
SATO: Then she kicks your ass all the way back to Earth.
Reed: "Have patience my friend, if you're lucky they'll both 'corn cob' you."
REED: Bloody hell...
Now THAT one's a keeper!!
Spending an hour a day in the marijuana chamber had groovy side effects...
Except for Malcolm's raging and persistent pot boners.
Keating: "Hey, I bought one of your action figures for my nephew's birthday next week! By the way, did you know the uniforms on those things are not removable?"
Park: "And just how did you discover that little fact?"
Keating: "... These new phase pistol props are great, aren't they?"
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Remember, Hoshi...
NEVER fire a weapon inside the armory unless you have no other options.
And unless the batteries are still good.
Later that day...
Reed - I am going to beat Tucker in this weeks Water Fight. When I was a boy I had 50 of these bad boys. I have built my collection to 1000's. I only have this one on aboard with me.
Sato - Wow thats great....your a virgin aren't you?
Reed (Sighs heavily) - Yes....
Reed: "Hey, Hoshi, remember earlier when you asked me if I was a virgin? Perhaps you and T'Pol could--"
Hoshi: "Keep dreaming."
Reed: (hangs his head) "Damn."
Hahaha love it!!!
REED: So, T'Pol rounds the corner and I'll blast her with it.
SATO: Then she kicks your ass all the way back to Earth.
I would actually love to see that played out.
Hoshi: "Wait a second, Malcolm. I thought you were afraid of water?"
Malcolm drops the Super Soaker and runs away, screaming like a girl.
Hahaha, forgot he was scared of water.
I am pleased to see my picture proved to be popular (dispite my appauling photo editing ability
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Reed: "Did you know that clothing is strictly optional in the decon chamber? We don't have to wear our skivvies in here. We don't have to wear anything in here if we don't want to! Did you know that?"
Hoshi: "Yes."
T'Pol: "Yes."
Reed: "Well...damn..."
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