Never Say Never Again (***½)
I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
On the whole this is good movie, with a few problems. More on the problems, and a comparison to
Thunderball and
Octopussy, later. First, what did I like....
Connery is back in top form. He does a much better job here than in
Diamonds Are Forever, maybe even better than in
You Only Live Twice. He seems to be enjoying himself more than in those movies and it shows. His balance of coldness, gentleness, and humor is as good as always. It's also nice that he's playing the role as an older Bond, something Roger Moore would soon try to avoid in
A View to a Kill. I also liked how the action was more suited for an older man, with Bond not just laying waste to his opponents, but oftentimes either running away from them or barely winning.
While the movie makes no attempt to hide the fact that this is an alternative take on
Thunderball, I do like a few of the changes to the general story. For example, it was nice that Jack Petachi was being forced by SPECTRE to take part in their plans, instead of greedily going along with them for profit. It was also a nice touch that they retained the plot line from the novels that members of SPECTRE constantly change their numbers in order to further disguise their identities, with Largo here being #1, instead of #2 as he is in
Thunderball. Finally, it was nice that there was absolutely no ambiguity about Bond killing a woman this time. All I can say about Fatima Blush's death is.... DAMN, they weren't messing around this time were they?!
The music is also nice, though it does feel rather odd to not have the standard gun barrel and titles sequences.
So what's wrong? Well, again it's the supporting cast. Kim Basinger doesn't do a good job as Domino. Claudine Auger did a much better job in
Thunderball. I've always liked Basinger, but this is OBVIOUSLY many years before she won an Oscar (and deservedly so) for
L.A. Confidential. Klaus Maria Brandauer also pales in comparison to his
Thunderball counterpart. Adolfo Celi did a much better job as Largo. Max von Sydow is probably one of the most awesome actors ever to live, but his Blofeld just leaves me cold. And finally, there's M. What is this guy's problem? He treats Bond like crap, shoots down Bond's ideas and generally acts like an asshole for no particular reason. I thought Judi Dench's version of M was bad in Brosnan's movies, but this version is much worse. At least Dench's M had a reason to dislike Bond - she thought he was a sexist (it wasn't a good reason, but at least it was a reason). Edward Fox's M just dislikes Bond because.... well because.
Also, SPECTRE's plan to steal the nuclear weapons was a little too hard to accept. How exactly did they get a perfect copy of the President's eyeball? The idea of using an impostor was a better way to go.
So how does
Never Say Never Again compare to
Thunderball and
Octopussy, the "official" Bond movie released the same year. Well, I got to say that I prefer both
Thunderball and
Octopussy to this one.
Thunderball wins out simply because it has a better Domino, a better Largo, a better Blofeld (strange as that seems, since I'm comparing von Sydow to a voice) and a better M.
Octopussy is a much closer call, but ultimately I feel that it has a better sense of fun and excitement to it. And there's the fact, as I said in my
Octopussy review, that that film has a lot of nostalgic value for me.
So, this is a good Bond movie and a worthy, shall we say, "sidequel" to the franchise. It's a shame I waited so long to watch it.
That's Amore: 4
Bond slept with Nurse Fearing, Fatima Blush, a tourist in the Bahamas, and Domino.
Body Count: 6
Redshirt Sidekicks: 1
Also, I still haven't found a copy of
Casino Royale (1967). I've looked in all the local rental stores and libraries, but none of them have it (I suppose living in a small town in northwest Ohio has it's disadvantages). I watched
Never Say Never Again on YouTube, so does anybody know where I can find a copy online? If not, I doubt I'll be able to review it.