Movie Caption Contest #174: Holiday Free-For-All

[Itisnotlogical]

Kirk: Scotty, are you watching Eroticus IV, starring Qxutl as "The Alien" and Halle Berry as "The Captain"?

Scotty: Ah, nie, nie cap'n, it be cultural research ya see-

Kirk: Spock put a ChildLock on my computer and I haven't been able to watch anything for weeks, and I've been offering a promotion to anybody who'll let me borrow their station.

Scotty: Pull up a chair.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: If you let go of the candy bar, you'll be able to get your hand out.

 

[surrealistic]

Scotty: Raise on me ye borgas frat...
Kirk: I don't care if you've got a King high Diamond straight flush. We're at red alert, damnit! FOLD!

 

[Isis]

Bitsy: "You can be as chintzy as you want with these toys. Just make sure I'm the primary beneficiary when you write your will."

 

[Isis]

Bitsy: "Don't take it personally, but Mother would prefer it if you refrain from giving us Christmas ornaments in the future."

 

[Mr Silver]

I'd Like everyone to join me in this, its a little idea i've had, so if you want to continue the song with your own screencap additions, feel free to do so!

Kirk: "First...I....Was A..Fraid!"

Sulu: "I was Petrified... (Sees Navy Sailor) Hellooo!"

Kirk 1 (to Kirk 2): "Kept...Thinking! I would neeever!! live with...
Kirk 2 (to Kirk 1): "...out you! by..my! side?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

[comic beat]

Kirk: You missed a spot.

Klingon Ambassador: There shall be no win as long as this cat plays!

Keyboard Grignak: Fail you make otherwise keyboard I play no.

Scotty, while honking horn: Damn space hogs! Move that piece of shit!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Workin' at the Khan-Wash, yeah...."

or

Taken from the film Star Trek II: The Wash of Khan.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Misser Kirk, I wash window for you?"

 

[T'Girl]

By null at 2010-12-30

Kirk: "Scotty, did you see the butt on that Ensign over there?"
Scotty: "Aye, and don't look now, she's bending over her console."
Kirk: "Can I look now?"
Scotty: "Don't bother Captain, I'll throw the image on the main viewer."
Demora Sulu: "Oh my. Look that the ass on that one."
Kirk: "Must run in the family."

By null at 2010-12-30

Kirk: "A toast."
Gore-con: "No thank you Captain, I never drink ... wine."

By null at 2010-12-30

Kirk: "So ... you when to USC?"
Gore-con: "Yes, how did you know?"
Kirk: "It's written on the back of your collar, turtle head."

By null at 2010-12-25

Scotty: "Is that turbo-lift going down?"
Satan: "Yes, and there's room for one more."

 

[Alrik]

Khan: "...then, dear Captain, I intend to wipe you out."

Kirk: "With a squeegee?! Superiour intellect my ass."

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: I wouldn't make that gesture if I were you, I'm pretty sure that the TrekBBS is never gonna let you live it down.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: My God Carol look at it.

Carol: It;s amazing. I'm so glad I told David not to use Protomatter otherwise it would only last a couple of months before blowing up.

David: Uh-oh.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Usually there are shirts and pants to go with that jacket.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "Dammit, Chapel, I'm a doctor, not a rock star. How many times have I told you not to overbook my calendar?"

Chapel (OS): "Sorry, Sir, but nearly all of them are waiting to see Dr. 90210 for plastic surgery. Your only patient is Lieutenant Rahda, who has a hangnail."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: What the...? This isn't Studio 54!!! I was promised hookers and blow!

 

[Finn]

Kirk: There's something familiar about this?

Spock: The Klingons' eating habits? We saw them eat gagh on Cetus III, didn't we?

Kirk: That isn't it....

Scotty: The little guy that bought our food?

Kirk: No....

McCoy: Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a..... I got nothing

Chekov: The blue spaghetti was invented....

Kirk: That's it! The nacelles!

Uhura: Here we go again....

Sulu: Oh, My!

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: Where the hell is my wallet... and my kidney?

 

[LeadHead]

Technician 1: Good God! What happened to the Enterprise?!

Technician 2: They let Kirk be in charge again.