Caption Contest #58: Baby It's Cold Outside

[Nerys Myk]

But First the Winners!

Plan B Award

Phlox: What do we do?

Reed: Set Phase Pistols to kill and go out shooting!

Phlox: What about calling for back-up?

Reed: That's plan B.

Manssiere Award

Man: "Tell me Captain, if I stand like this, do I look less masculine."

Archer: "That, and the moobs."

Why the Internet Was Invented Photoshop Award

Reed (os): "Captain, how's that new surveillance system working."

Archer: "Just fine Malcolm, just fine."

Homer J Simpson Award

T'Pol: "Look you cheap little human if you let go of the pop can, you'll be able to pull your hand out of the vending machine"

Little girl: "D'oh!!"

I Had the Same Dream Award

Forrest: "I had the damnedest dream last night! I was captain of your ship, the Enterprise, except it was the I.S.S. Enterprise. You were my first officer, and we worked for some kind of evil Terran Empire. It was just weird! Incidentally, is...um...is Ensign Sato around?"

Your Prize:

A BRAND NEW Y-CLASS FREIGHTER!!!!! ( Nausicaan sheild codes not included)

 

[Nerys Myk]

And now this contest's Pics:

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Trip: Here yah go — one menstrual-soaked Vulcan tampon. Now can I have my Frankenstein doll back.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Danielsark: "Greetings program. You're here to fight on the game grid until you're de-rezzed!"

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Daniel: "Don't be too impressed, it's just the new AOL - looks pretty but works like shit."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Thanks for the win

Daniel's: "Where are they!? I must find those letters to Penthouse"

Archer: "You mean these ones?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win!

Chef: "Here you go, Commander! One strawberry Nehi, liberally laced with gin! And you watch yourself, little lady! Many a southern belle has lost her unmentionables on account of this stuff!"

Interior Decorator: "So, how do you like your new cabin, Captain?"
Archer: "Maybe something a little less...busy."

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Trip: So this drink is called the Great Plume of Agasoria?

Cleric: No, the fart it cases is called the Great Plume of Agasoria.

Archer: Aw... just like daddy designed... complete with broken plasma conduits... maybe daddy wasn't such a great designer after all....

Daniels: Excuse the mess, unlike you, the rest of the crew have roommates.

Daniels: And if you look here, you can see where the NuTrek Timeline will begin.

 

[ThankQ]

"You'd better let me take the bong, Malcolm. She's a recovering addict."

 

[ThankQ]

Ingredients:

1 Picasso (diced)
2 Dalis (whole)
Sprinkle in Baroque Divinity Halo
Dash of Dr. Sam Beckett
2 grams of whatever drugs have sprinkled through the cracks to the bottom of Braggas computer keyboard


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Tonight on Fox: When Christmas Lights Attack!

 

[ThankQ]

"Are you sure this is safe? I mean, at my last dental x-ray he just had me bite on some little plastic thing."

 

[alte]

Re: Caption Contest #58: Baby It's Fugly Outside

Yeah, I know, I'm goin' to Hell...

 

[Mistral]

Re: Caption Contest #58: Baby It's Fugly Outside

Yeah, I know, I'm goin' to Hell...

Laughed so hard I cried!

 

[LeadHead]

T'Pol: What are you going to do with that?

Trip: Donating it to science, see what future generations make of it.

Chapel: The "Trip" Liquid has been delivered Doctor.

McCoy: Good, we'll mix in a little Blue-e here and see what happens...

McCoy: Eureka!

 

[6079SmithW]

Daniels: And this is what Vulcan elementary school classrooms will be like in a hundred years.

Archer: No kidding? Huh.

 

[alte]

Re: Caption Contest #58: Baby It's Cold Plastic...

 

[Alrik]

Archer: "What the hell? I thought we'd at least be using optic cable by now. This looks like something out of an 1987 Trans Am. No wonder this tub won't do more than Warp 5."

Daniels: "A mini-bar in the crew cabins, Captain?"

Archer: "Seemed like a good idea at the time."

 

[Alrik]

Archer: "So, these are the various different time lines?"

Daniels: "This? HA. No. This is the result of the LSD I slipped into your coffee. You're trippin' dude."

Archer: "Whoa. Awsome."

 

[alte]

Re: Caption Contest #58: Baby It's a Drag Outside

I couldn't come up with a caption for this...please don't make me...

 

[alte]

Re: Caption Contest #58: Baby It's Tron Outside

Archer: Y'know...whenever you make something like this, you attract people like that.