TNG Caption This #192: Holiday Spirit

[Capt_Pickirk]

Thanks for the win!!!

Data: "Q is mischievously swapping our hands amongst us. I appear to have Worf's."
Worf: "And I have Data's!"
Yar: "And I have Geordi's! Ew! Who knows where that's been!"

Geordi: This is season one! It's tough being a complete failure around women!! [runs off crying]

Riker with Q powers (o.s): Hah! How does it feel not having Q powers!? I can take away you're hands and there's nothing you can do about it

Data: Dang, Riker's being a real dick. Someone get Picard, we need a long speech

 

[Nerys Myk]

O'BRIEN (os): Little problem with the pattern buffer, folks. Have it fixed in a jiff. Nothing to worry about.... (muttering) where's the bloody manual.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Re: TNG Caption This #192: Orion Spirit

Worf: "Liquor and Whores Commander?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Re: TNG Caption This #192: Orion Spirit

Worf: "Liquor and Whores Commander?"

Data: "I had to bring them along once I told them I was holding a birthday bash for a prominent Starfleet officer; they were green with envy."

Worf: "Of course they were -- they get to sleep with Michael Dorn."

 

[alte]

Re: TNG Caption This #192: Holiday Headbanging!!!

"Liquor and Whores...Liquor and Whores..."

I love that Xmas song...Burl Ives ROCKS!!!!!!!

 

[Isis]

Picard: "Nice try, but I've read all these."

Worf: "As head of security, I'm trying to find out who dropped this device."

Shelby: "Don't you know what that is? This situation will call for some discretion."

Crusher (to self): "Uh-oh. I knew I should have repaired that hole in my pants pocket."

Although this scene was an outtake, most TNG fans considered it canon.

 

[Isis]

Worf: "Why did you bring that thing?"

Data: "Because the senior officers requested my presents."

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#1.

Spock: "Doctor, why haven't we done this before? Your Earth custom known as a Tupperware party is fascinating."


#2.

Ferengi: "What is that thing?"

Riker: "Your Christmas present. I'm sure you'll find some use for it in your kitchen. This year I did all my holiday shopping at what my friend Deanna tells me is a Tupperware party."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data (eyeing cannon): "It appears to be a 15-pound smooth bore."
Geordi: "*snort* That's what she said!"

 

[alte]

Yeah, I know...but any excuse to use the Laughing Data Head

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: What? This sort of thing aint my bag, baby!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Worf: "Why did you bring that thing?"

Data: "Because the senior officers requested my presents."

^ I don't know weather to Groan or

Data: (in a Bob Wheeler voice) "Mr Worf once again I have proved that your gift-wrapping skills are somewhat akin to those of a brain-damaged chimpanzee... wearing mittens."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Worf: "For me? Lt., you shouldn't have. What is it?"

Data: ""CHiPs", the complete series, on 23rd century HoloDisc."

Worf: grumble...

 

[alte]

Re: TNG Caption This #192: Holiday Bag baby...!

Oh...My GARSH!...The Picard Pecker Pump Book...That beats everything that will ever be done in the future...I'm giving up photoshopping (it's also going up on my wall)

I'm not sure I wanna know this...but how long did that take you?

alte

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: TNG Caption This #192: Holiday Bag baby...!

Oh...My GARSH!...The Picard Pecker Pump Book...That beats everything that will ever be done in the future...I'm giving up photoshopping (it's also going up on my wall)

I'm not sure I wanna know this...but how long did that take you?

alte

Maybe an hour. Had to find the right font. Then placing the letters individually and manipulating them a bit. Placing the face and the new cover on the pic was the easy part.

 

[Hawku]

I love Shakespeare SO MUCH. What if... what if I became him? Yyyyeeesss.

This is broken, but you'll probably die anyway.

Worf, it was I that killed your mate, K'Ehleyr. I'm sorry.

With this special scanner, we can see which of you have masturbated today and at what intensity.

Will you marry me, Ferengi?

 

[Gary7]

^ Looks like this is your first foray into the caption contests as I've not seen your name before, Hawku. One wouldn't know it... your captions are hilarious!

 

[Hawku]

Thanks Gary7!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Picard: THERE ARE FOUR ACTS!

LOVE IT!

 

[Isis]

Worf: "Why did you bring that thing?"

Data: "Because the senior officers requested my presents."

^ I don't know weather to Groan or

My guess is you're not the only one.

 

[Isis]

With apologies to Nerys Myk and other members of the trekbbs:

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af324/SciFiMs/JLP.jpg

(With the blizzard in the Northeast U.S., I guess I have too much time on my hands.)